tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77383641201834132992024-03-13T09:24:46.197-04:00DC HawkeyeWhat's a nice midwestern girl like me doing in a place like this?Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.comBlogger103125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-45419312909703437292017-03-07T18:18:00.000-05:002017-03-07T18:18:10.885-05:00Book Review: Year of No Clutter: A Memoir, by Eve Schaub<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiNDsIKiygTbF_LsZRka91NZvd2hHULWnvam_lpJ7q8bWr-6jyFHz69qdTSVt_9AjtuNQ0LpNyp8PpOzS-nBe95AureZt3AUWZw7zuHfsXYwiaCZTIsu9mDt4YeSBRNwORK0yQ3bN2vlc/s1600/image001+%25281%2529.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiNDsIKiygTbF_LsZRka91NZvd2hHULWnvam_lpJ7q8bWr-6jyFHz69qdTSVt_9AjtuNQ0LpNyp8PpOzS-nBe95AureZt3AUWZw7zuHfsXYwiaCZTIsu9mDt4YeSBRNwORK0yQ3bN2vlc/s200/image001+%25281%2529.gif" width="132" /></a>I often write book reviews on websites like Amazon or Goodreads.com, but this is the first time I've felt the need to move the review to a more personal forum. The objective for those reviews is to offer feedback to internet strangers to help them decide if they want to read the book or not. It's more about the book, less about me personally. It's impossible for me to write a review of Year of No Clutter without saying more about myself than someone scanning reviews on Amazon would want to know. The book is a memoir by Eve Schaub, after she gave herself one year to clean out the room in her house that she is most ashamed of and keeps locked, in fear that someone will discover her dirty secret: the Hell Room.<br />
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Eve Schaub's Hell Room is a large bedroom in where Stuff ends up when there is no other answer to the question, "What am I going to do with this?" It is a purgatory for items she can't part with, for a myriad of reasons that are all touched on in the book. The shame and burden of the secret room grows in proportion to the inventory of the room itself until she is emotionally and physically at capacity for both. Much of the memoir is self-discovery, as she searches for logic in her inability to part with belongings. She understands that the Stuff no longer serves a purpose and has become a burden, but throughout the book she examines the underlying reasons for her attachment to things as she tries to come to terms with owning the label of "hoarder".<br />
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The reason that this review goes beyond the normal review post is because I have hoarders in my family and the problem is very real to me. I'm sure if you asked my mother or grandmother, they would describe themselves as "collectors", whereas my dad would likely respond with, "My stuff is none of your business", The rest of the world would call them hoarders. My dad has always been meticulously organized, so my first glimpse of the tip of his Stuff Iceburg was seeing his overstuffed file cabinets with decades of statements - electric bills, phone bills, printed emails... with my dad, most things had a place, but generally that place wasn't the trash can. My mother and her multiple storage units are another story altogether. Two parents, two very different methods, both undoubtedly hoarders.<br />
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I started reading Year of No Clutter on a weekend when I had time to relax and start a new book. In the first 24 hours, I...<br />
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<li>Read the first chapter</li>
<li>Put the book down</li>
<li>Went to the boxes of photos and mementos I brought back from my dad's house and organized them by type, labeled the boxes, and finally put the boxes away in my closet. </li>
<li>Resumed reading half of the second chapter</li>
<li>Put the book down</li>
<li>Took out the trash and the recycleables</li>
<li>Turned on the TV to watch a show, deleted 20% of what had been stored on the DVR</li>
<li>Resumed reading after the show</li>
<li>Put the book down</li>
<li>Made a pot of spaghetti </li>
<li>[Okay, the spaghetti interruption was just b/c I was hungry, but then I] Finished the spaghetti, immediately put all dishes in the dishwasher and ran the cycle even though it was only 3/4 full (which I never do)</li>
<li>Resumed reading</li>
<li>Sorted all of the mail that had been accumulating in the bin for weeks</li>
<li>Started to organize the boxes in the dining room that have been sitting there since I moved six months ago</li>
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It took me longer to read the first four chapters than it did to finish the rest of the book. I am so conscious of my parents tendencies that last month when I mistakenly bought a 4-lb. bag of sugar and then discovered an existing 4-lb. bag of sugar already sitting in my pantry, I went into a panic.<i> "OMG, I have it!! I'm turning into my dad!! It's starting!!"</i> </div>
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Growing up with my parents, it seemed normal to form an emotional attachment to things. It wasn't until I was living by myself in small spaces that I realized I had to let go of things. And even then, I have taken the path of least resistance. When I left for school, I stored many items in my great grandmother's basement, until I was informed that it had flooded and everything was thrown out. When I moved to DC I left many things with family members for storage, they haven't yet complained or had floods yet. Then, when I started packing my DC apartment to move to a larger unit in the area, well, that's when I started to write the book reviews because I started reading all of the books on my shelf so I could donate them. Then I bought a Kindle. And stored all of the non-book things I don't really need but still need to emotionally part with in boxes stashed in the dining room. It's not a hell room, but the burden feels very similar. </div>
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I enjoyed reading Year of No Clutter for a couple of reasons. First, it's a cautionary tale. I clearly have hoarder genes and need to be careful not to let things go to the point where it becomes an overwhelming secret shame. Second, I have been avoiding sorting through a lot of the attachments she is dealing with. While my situation is not at the same level (I would have no problem saying no to the question, "Do you want this piano?"), I need to stop comforting myself by comparing myself to people who have a bigger clutter problem, and to find a way to just let go of *things* without feeling like I'm throwing away the sentiment behind it. That is just garbage. Literally. </div>
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If you have a battle with clutter, you may enjoy the book for the simple fact that you can relate at some level. I don't know what neat person would think of it, because I have so few of them in my life and absolutely no insight on the thought process of neat people. I envy them, but I do not understand them. I suspect unless you or your loved ones struggle with clutter, you may not enjoy the book as much because it probably seems like a trivial problem to "normal" people. The book sometimes feels like a series of "Here's how crazy I am..." sidetracks, which are often times funny, but sometimes either fall flat or are ick-inducing. Other times it feels like the author is trying to justify keeping things, rather than doing what she set out to do - which is clean out the clutter. I won't spoil anything for you about how the year ends and how she defines success or defeat, but if you stayed interested enough to read this entire review without being completely annoyed, you'd probably really enjoy the book. </div>
Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-87969163978691670382014-07-11T02:21:00.000-04:002014-07-11T02:21:47.401-04:00My DadHe's older now. Yet, I wonder if he knows that I always see him as he was when I was a child. In my mind, he is always at least 3 feet taller than me and I have to crane my neck to look up at him. In reality, this would be absurd because he would be well over 8' tall. But it is not absurd, it is my indelible image of my father. I do not see myself as a child anymore, but no matter how tall I am, my father will always be a giant. When I conjure an image of the two of us together, he always stands taller. He will always be a pillar of strength. No matter how the years may change his physical appearance, this is the image I will always carry in my mind. <br />
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He speaks more slowly now than he did when I was younger. When <i>we</i> were younger. I can tell that this frustrates him. He has always been quick-witted, and timing is everything in comedy. So he doesn't have the comedic timing that he once had. He's never told me as much, but I know this frustrates him. I inherited his sense of humor (along with curly hair and a bad back) so I can understand how discouraging it is to have the perfect comeback on the tip of your tongue - but fail to deliver in time for the laugh. Being able to make other people laugh is a gift that brings instant gratification. My dad has always been able to make people laugh. He's a funny guy, even if you have to wait a little longer to get the punchline these days. It's usually worth the wait.<br />
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I spoke to my dad on the phone today and his speech was slow and deliberate, but the image I conjure of him as I listen shows no signs of aging at all. I wonder if he knows, and I wonder if he would find comfort in knowing that no matter what he sees in the mirror after all of these years, I still see him as the tallest, strongest man I've ever known. He may speak slower now and his hairline departed, but I will never forget being four years old and terrified in my bedroom while he stepped on my vanity stool and reached impossible heights to rescue me from the spider who had been taunting me from the ceiling. A true giant of a man. So much a giant that my adulation from the arachnid removal quickly turned to grief, as the stool of my beloved vanity was crushed into pieces from the weight of this full grown man. The four year old version of me sat there, stunned and emotionally baffled, taking it all in - my hero father, the spider villain in his tissue coffin, and the collateral damage to my coveted vanity. My vanity with whom I had a special bond that can only exist between a four year old girl and any material object she loves on that particular day. My loving, perfect father looked at my sad face after destroying my furniture and apologetically said, "Well. I got the spider!", half-smiled, then lowered his eyes to the floor and walked out the door. Timing is everything. Apology is overrated.<br />
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In retrospect, this memory brings me joy. At the time, I'm sure I threw a tantrum at the loss of my stool. Now I look back and smile at his preposterous belief that a little girl's stool would hold his weight, and his perfect deadpan attempt to overshadow his poor judgment. "I got the spider.", he celebrates and walks away as if perhaps I hadn't noticed the splintered wood he left behind. I am no longer a four year old with an over-privileged sense of children's furniture, but my dad will forever be the same. No matter how many years may pass, this is the lens through which I always see him. Impossibly tall, strong, and with deadpan delivery. And I hope that is a comfort to him, and to all parents, to know that a fountain of youth may exist - if only in the eyes of your children.Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-15074002822496218462012-08-30T02:38:00.000-04:002012-10-16T11:53:15.615-04:00The Bystander EffectI'm not proud of what I'm about to share with you, but I don't want to hide from it either. It's inspired a lot of soul-searching on my part and it's something that we might all do well to ponder for a moment. I'm ashamed to admit this, but it's all true.<br />
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Tonight I was on the platform waiting for the train at the Gallery Place Metro station and I heard sudden shrill screams from above. "Help!! Somebody please help me!" There were a couple of teenagers to the left of me who arrived a few minutes earlier and they were somewhat rowdy and started laughing to themselves and I heard one of them say, "Haha, he say 'somebody help me?'" And then I thought it must be a prank, that it was someone with their group. I looked to the right and there were two other people who, like me, were standing there by themselves. We all looked around, concerned, not knowing what to do... the screams came from above, near the entrance to the station so there were Metro employees up there who could respond right away. We all exchanged concerned glances (well, not the teens so much) and then through this cloud of confusion, awkwardness and uncertainty, a man came racing past us. He was clearly not thinking, just reacted, and raced toward the scream. He passed the UP escalator before he realized the cries came from upstairs and not from the platform level. Rather than turn around and go up the designated escalator, he raced up the DOWN escalator. Fueled by determination, he made it up surprisingly fast. It was not until then that I realized what had just happened - someone was screaming for help and a crowd of people just stood there. <u>I</u> had just stood there.<br />
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I still don't know what happened or why the person was screaming. My train arrived and I got on and I have thought of little else since then. I have thought of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bystander_effect">Kitty Genovese</a> and the <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/grunts-screams-came-from-behind-lululemon-wall-apple-store-workers-testify/2011/10/28/gIQArvyaQM_story.html">more recent murder</a> of Jayna Murray in Bethesda. Both cases when in hindsight, everyone shares disbelief that no one reacted. I really want to be that guy. The guy who ran up the wrong escalator to come to the aid of a stranger. But I was not that guy, I was just like everyone else.<br />
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It was not lack of concern that kept me from reacting, but at first I was in disbelief that the cry was genuine (I associated it with the rowdy teenagers), and then after the man ran past to offer help, I continued to wonder what I should do. All of these things went through my head: I have no medical training, I am not armed, I have a bad back and can't lift things, and strangely I just felt like it was none of my business. Like I didn't want to go up there and just stare at a person in need when there's nothing I could do. Plus, I knew that the Metro employees were there. These were all things that went through my mind. In hindsight - a.) I have a cellphone, if nothing else I could call for help and talk the person through. b.) Why did I count on a Metro employee helping this person? What if it WAS the Metro employee who was calling for help? c.) If everyone thinks the same way that I do, then we are all doomed. d.) "It's none of my business", while polite, is not a good rule of thumb in a potential emergency situation.<br />
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I have gone over this repeatedly in my head. Mostly because I am ashamed by my pathetic lack of reaction. But also, I can't stop thinking about that guy who ran up the escalator. Do you know how hard it is to run up an escalator that is moving downward? It takes a lot of effort or else you're just running in place. But this man who ran past me, he ran as if he was running for his own life. His energy and quick reaction was what you would expect from someone who was in danger and their life depended upon it. But this person's life did not depend upon it, he was responding to cries for help from a stranger whose life may or may not have depended upon it. I think this guy was a superhero. I don't mean to say that he looked like a superhero, because that was the most inspiring thing about it. He did not have the physique of someone who does regular drills running against a treadmill. He was also carrying a bag or a backpack that bounced haphazardly while he ran. As much as I regret my own behavior, I am equally inspired by this person. He did not even know what kind of situation he was running into, he was just running toward potential danger. I don't think I will ever be that guy. Clearly it is more likely that my slow reaction time will get me killed someday. By the time I realize that there is a potential threat, my reaction is more likely to be of self-preservation. That is part of what makes the guy so remarkable. If there had been a gunman at the top of that escalator, that guy would have been killed immediately. He would have been racing against an escalator toward his death. Even now that I wish I would have done <i>something</i>, I still don't think I'm capable of that much blind courage.<br />
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But it's a good time to consider two things - first, that if someone is crying for help and other people are standing their by themselves, that's the time to engage with those people. Instead of exchanging glances and allowing the other person's inaction to convince us that it was okay not to react, I should have engaged with them. Maybe we would have just verbally enabled one another's apathy instead of exchanging glances to satisfy it, but it's also possible that we could come together and taken action without being so afraid. The second thing to consider is if you are ever the person who is crying out in need of help. Take note that if you simply yell "Help" or even something more urgent like "Someone please help me", then there is a good chance that no one will react. If you find yourself crying for help and have the presence of mind to consider this, then it would behoove you to give a directive and smack people out of the fog of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bystander_effect">bystander effect</a>. For instance, "Someone please call 9-1-1." is better than "Someone please help me." Most people in earshot will have a phone and probably wouldn't hesitate to dial those three numbers from a safe distance. We all want to be heroes. We all want to be that guy on the escalator. But most of us are far more likely to dial a cell phone than race toward a potentially dangerous situation. That guy is a rare breed and if you or I are ever in danger, I hope he is somewhere nearby. In the meantime, maybe we could all strive to be more like that guy.<br />
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As I have said, I don't know what happened tonight that caused the person to scream. I will try to find out, and it's possible that if I know the whole story I will feel the need take this blog down or edit. It is not my intention to make excuses for what I did, or rather, what I didn't do. I'm just telling my side of the story and you may judge me harshly for it. It's all true. Superheroes are real and I saw one tonight.Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-79807342305393777582012-06-27T23:58:00.000-04:002012-06-27T23:58:26.074-04:00You're so profane, I bet you think this blog is about youWhen I was a kid, there were two songs that I heard and instantly felt cooler than everyone else on the block. (To be fair, there were only three other houses on the block and like 800 people in the whole town, so the competition was not fierce.) I don't remember a lot from my childhood, but for some reason I remember exactly where I was and who I was with when I first heard <i>Babylon</i> by Faster Pussycat.<br />
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When I was with my girl friends, they/we listened to Belinda Carlisle and Madonna and Whitney Houston. But at home, I was in love with the pure sleaze of Pussycat. There was just something about the self-titled Faster Pussycat album that my fellow 13-year old girls just did not understand. They were so invested in Lisa Lisa and the Cult Jam, there's no way I could bring them over to the dark side and make them see the unsophisticated delicacy that is Faster Pussycat. It's an under-appreciated work of art and when I was a kid, it was my secret escape from the rest of the world.<br />
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25 years later, it still feels that way. Unfortunately, the band seemed to have consistently bad timing. Their first album was released right around the same time as the Guns n' Roses juggernaut, <i>Appetite for Destruction</i>. By the end of the 80s, the market was flooded with hard rocking bands with fabulous hair and only the titans of hard rock and metal stayed on the charts as the music industry searched to find the embarrassing music of the 90s to replace the embarrassing music of the 80s. But I'm not here to give an oral history of hard rock and heavy metal, there are plenty of places on the internet to find opinions on that. There is only one reason I bring it up and that is: <a href="http://www.ampedandalive.com/eventdetails.aspx?eventId=314">Faster Pussycat is coming to the DC Metro area on July 1st and I am so freaking excited!!!</a> <br />
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I hadn't heard their album in years, so I downloaded it (from Amazon mp3 - Pay for your music, people!!) The memories instantly came rushing back. I really was the coolest kid, probably on the whole street, even. The first time I heard the opening pussy sequence of <i>Babylon,</i> I was in love. These guys made no secret about what they are all about and I loved it! I saw the lead singer, Taime Downe, on a rerun of <i>That Metal Show</i> recently. Again, this guy seems to have classic bad timing keeping him from the spotlight. He was on the same episode as Jani Lane, the lead singer of Warrant. Before the episode had even aired, Jani Lane tragically passed away, it will now be remembered as Jani Lane's final interview. Rest in peace, Jani.<br />
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Coincidentally, the other aforementioned "remember the moment I heard it" song that I mentioned was by Warrant, although it was not a "song" per se, but a track on the <i>Cherry Pie</i> album called <i>Ode to Tipper Gore</i>. This was in reference to the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PMRC">PMRC hearings</a> and I remember buying the album, thinking "What's this?" and then hearing a mash-up of profanity taken from Warrant's shows. It was unexpected and funny, and seemed to my young ears such an act of rebellion that I was reminded once again, I'm the coolest kid on the block just for owning this! But Warrant and PMRC are a story for another time. <br />
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There are other songs that have made an impression or spoke to me throughout my life, but for some reason, at this time in my life, I needed the profane rebellion of rock stars to keep me going. I didn't have a particularly happy childhood. It was definitely boring, living in a small town in the Midwest with the same 20 people in my class year-after-year. The most exciting thing in our little world would be getting a new kid in school. My world was very, very small and familiar, and that can be extremely oppressive to a young kid who is curious about the world. So, to hear the music and all the excess of the hard rocking bands of the 80s with their screaming guitars and their sex, drugs, and rock & roll lifestyle breathed life into me. It didn't make me go out and do drugs and go crazy <span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">(Did you hear that, Tipper? I turned out okay!)</span> Honestly, I'm in my late 30s and I've never even smoked pot, let alone whatever other substance kids who listened to heavy metal were accused of doing. I never got any tattoos or piercings and someone once told me I look like someone who has an iPod full of Carly Simon music. (I do not have ANY Carly Simon music on my ipod or elsewhere, thankyouverymuch.) My point here is, that music with innuendo and profanity and whatever else uptight people hated about it, was not a bad influence. In fact, it was the best thing I could have hoped for. Closing the door to my bedroom and rocking out to bands like Faster Pussycat, Def Leppard, Warrant, Van Halen (among others) is the release that I needed to remind me that there was a bigger world out there. I wouldn't always be a kid in a small town with rules to follow and no place to go to have fun. And when I was 18, I moved to a bigger small town and got a job and took classes at a community college. A few years later, I moved to a college town and worked two jobs and took classes at the University of Iowa for several years until I finally (finally!) finished two bachelor's degrees.<br />
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After finishing school, I moved to a major metropolitan area and I got a job, and fell in love with a big city where important things happen. There are more people on my Metro train during my commute than were in my entire town growing up. That never ceases to amaze me. My entire community for 18 years of my life would amount to the same as the number of commuters battling it out for a seat on the train every morning. I still see the District of Columbia with the same eyes as my 13-year old self, and it never ceases to amaze me what this city has to offer. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad, and this Sunday it's going to be awesome when I take a short drive and hear that same voice that gave me hope from the despair of my pre-teen years. I am going to see Faster Pussycat perform live at <a href="http://www.empire-nova.com/">Empire</a>, along with many other amazing and under-rated, under-appreciated artists. And if I happen to see Taime Downe in the venue at some point I'd like to buy that man a drink. It's the least I could do for someone who made me the coolest kid on the block.<br />
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<i>I was going to finish up there, but I feel that it is only fair to share an opposing viewpoint. If my brother reads this, he will likely tell you that I was NOT the coolest kid on the block, and in fact not even the coolest kid in my household. When I emailed him to tell him about the show on Sunday, I asked him if he remembered that song, </i>Babylon<i>, because I remember him being there when I heard it for the first time, oh so many years ago. He replied,</i><span style="font-family: inherit; font-style: italic;"> "<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;">Hell yes I remember it. I have the CD in both my cars and both my home and garage cd players. If a week goes by that I haven't heard that song at least one time than I was probably in jain (for a week)." I'm pretty sure he meant to say jail and that was just a joke to illustrate his conviction. I don't believe for a minute that they don't listen to Faster Pussycat in jail. But it did make me very happy to know that he has the same connection to the music. I'm not kidding, that town was extremely boring, and every adult just sounded to us like they were just babblin' on and on. I can't wait to see some hard rockin' 80s music on Sunday! </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222;">Seriously though, I am cooler than my brother. </span></span>Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-48708353815986297602012-06-01T00:33:00.001-04:002012-06-01T12:20:45.023-04:00A review of the new movie Rock of AgesI really want to be kind to this movie. I knew that I would likely be disappointed, but I walked into the theater prepared to give it a chance. While I knew that the musical numbers would not stand up to the original artists, I reminded myself that maybe this is a good thing. Maybe this will introduce a new, younger audience to some music that has not gotten the respect it deserves over time. I tried to see the movie as a tribute to the great bands of the 80s. I tried. I really, really tried.<br />
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I failed. I hate it. I hate this movie so bad. <br />
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No... no... then I remind myself that I am going to the concert in July! I bought tickets to the "Rock of Ages" tour! Def Leppard, Poison and Lita Ford, all on the same ticket! This movie is bringing the music back! Yayyy? Aw who the hell am I kidding? Poison and Def Leppard have never stopped entertaining people and they both have the same band members they've had for nearly thirty years. I'm done f-f-f-foolin' myself about this movie. It was like watching people at karaoke completely botch my favorite songs. It was painful. <br />
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So then I have to wonder - who is this movie for? It is not for people in my generation who grew up with this music because (I will speak for my entire generation here) the music sounds awful to us because we know how much better it sounds with the original vocalists. So, is it for the younger generation? To tell the story of the Sunset Strip to people who vaguely recognize this music from Guitar Hero and American Idol? That is really the only possible audience I can think of. Only a young person would not understand how cruel it is to start off with the opening riffs of the Scorpions, followed by a female singing the lead vocals. Seriously, that's torture. I don't personally know what it is like for a heterosexual man to hire a prostitute and then find out mid-coitus that the beautiful woman he just paid to have sex with is actually a man in drag, but I imagine it is very similar to how I felt when I heard Julianne Hough's voice along with the music of my youth. Again, I admit that I've never been a heterosexual man in that situation, but I'm 99.9% sure that this is exactly the same feeling.<br />
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Perhaps it's just me. Maybe I found the movie more objectionable because I feel such a personal connection with the music of this time period. This year I have seen Van Halen in concert twice, and I saw so many 80s metal bands at the M3 festival a couple of weeks ago and it has reminded me how underrated the musicians are. I don't know anyone in DC who is interested in seeing the same bands that I am. Most of my friends laugh at my choice of music and get a trivial look on their face when I get excited about Def Leppard or Motley Crue or Kix. The sad truth is that the music that I loved growing up, now classified as Glam Metal, or 80s Hair Bands... however you choose to classify them, they seem to be judged in retrospect at face value. And their faces... well, they are full of makeup and their hair is full of Aqua Net. History has not been fair to the musicians, and it's unfortunate. These bands surfaced about the same time that Mtv and music videos became an essential way for artists to get exposure. So yeah, they had the hair and the glam and the costumes, because that's how you made it in the 80s. It didn't matter how good the music was if you didn't have stage presence. Which is why I find it a bit ironic in this movie that they a point of mocking boy bands as a gimmick to capitalize on a new music trend. At one point, a manager decides that metal is out and tries to turn a metal band into a boy band because "that's what people want nowadays." But I view this entire movie as being the same kind of mockery as the brightly colored boy band members. If the whole point of the fake boy band was to not "sell out" and stay true to yourself, then why have I did I just spend two hours watching them turn 80s music into an episode of American Idol? I don't think that they make a strong case in making fun of pre-fab boy bands when their male and female leads appear to have started their respective careers in reality television. To me, this is just the movie industry capitalizing on the shallow popularity of reality TV in the same way the music industry seized the trend and manufactured boy bands in the 80s.<br />
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I really, really wanted to be kind to this movie and appreciate the music. Instead, I'm going to grab my iPod and appreciate the real music. If you grew up with the same music that I did, I recommend you do the same.Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-256784615865165872012-05-31T04:10:00.000-04:002012-05-31T07:25:31.055-04:00An expensive lesson about buying tickets onlineI make a lot of mistakes. Sometimes they are small ones and ultimately insignificant, but sometimes they turn into horrible, stressful nightmares full of regret. This is one such story. I made a mistake. I bought concert tickets from a private individual online. A jerk of a private individual and I'd like to tell you her name, but for now, I'll wait and see how the Paypal dispute turns out before I unleash full rage onto the internet. For now, let's just make this a learning experience.<br />
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The funny thing is, I have bought and sold tickets to events online through many different venues and I have never had a problem. I haven't kept track, but I would estimate between 50-75 times I have either purchased Caps tickets on eBay, or sold tickets on craigslist or Stubhub. I never had a problem until two weeks ago. This is pretty remarkable considering when I was desperately broke I had a very clever system in place that would allow me to see Caps games. I would find someone online who was selling a block of 6 or 8 tickets at a price far below face value. I would buy all of them, keep two for myself and resell the rest of them on Stubhub or Craigslist at face value and end up getting my money back and keeping the two tickets. This way I was able to sell them for more than I paid for them to get all of my investment back since I underpaid so much. It took a lot of work, but I saw quite a few free games, including the NCAA Frozen Four in 2009. In retrospect, this could have very easily blew up in my face if I bought 6 or 8 tickets from a scammer and then turned around and resold them, assuming they were legit. That would have come back on me. In retrospect, I suppose I have been lucky thus far.<br />
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On May 12, 2012, my good ticket karma ran out. I wanted very badly to go to the M3 Music Festival at Merriweather Post Pavilion. In fact, I was certain that if I didn't get to go, I would probably die. It was a life and death situation that I find tickets. I searched the internets carefully for VIP tickets. VIP tickets were more expensive, but they came with extra perks, the most attractive of which was a separate VIP area with a bar and restrooms separate from the rest of the venue. The festival ran from 11am to 11 pm. I didn't want to spend it waiting in line for drinks or for the bathroom. I spent so much time online trying to find deals on VIP tickets. Everyone was asking for more than face value to try and make money on the tickets, and I could barely afford them at face value. I made so many lowball offers to people who never responded to me. Finally I found someone selling two-day festival passes (Friday and Saturday) and I emailed her and told her that I only needed tickets for Saturday and made her an offer. She waited until the last minute, but accepted my offer. She had to overnight the tickets from Ohio, so on Thursday afternoon I sent her payment as soon as I received her invoice and she sent me a tracking number for the FedEx shipment arriving Friday. I was very excited. I was going to M3!! <br />
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Of course I know the risks of buying tickets online but I felt secure knowing that Paypal has policies in place for this sort of thing. I have always used Paypal, eBay and Stubhub with confidence because I know I have recourse if the tickets are fraudulent. However, I never went so far as to consider how much of a huge pain in the ass it would be to go through the dispute process. And even then, I always expected that the law would be on my side. If I was denied entry from a ticket, then how could they not refund the money? Oh yeah, that whole "My word against hers" thing isn't as cut-and-dry when you consider there's someone else providing false information to avoid having to give your money back. I may have had a false sense of security. <br />
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So, what happened was - on the day of the Festival, my friend and I handed our tickets at the door and the person scanned them, looked at the error message on her device, and then sent us to the box office to find out why we couldn't get in. Then, we waited at the box office. And waited. And waited. The person behind the counter had to call other people over to look at the tickets, then point at a computer screen, then talk to more people, before she finally explained, "The person who ordered these tickets called and canceled the order and then reinstated it. When she did that, she invalidated the bar code. These tickets are no longer valid." She did not mince words, she said, "It's a scam. People sell the original tickets, then cancel them and reissue them so that they can sell them again." She was apologetic and told me to dispute the payment and try to get a refund. I asked for written confirmation that I was refused entry, she said they didn't have any means of doing that, but to hang onto the tickets because if Paypal investigates and calls the box office with the bar code number, they will confirm that the ticket order was canceled on Friday at 10:30am. Paypal knows that I paid her on Thursday afternoon, so she canceled them after I had purchased them, case closed- as far as I was concerned. Rather than turn around and go home in defeat, I spent another $125 at the door for non-VIP tickets that were not as good and when I got in, I immediately went on my phone to the Paypal site and disputed the transaction. <br />
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The short version of what happened for the rest of the day is: She denied my dispute and said she had no idea why the tickets didn't work. (I have since discovered that this is false.) I gave her my phone number and we texted back and forth as she said she was trying to call the box office and trying to resolve the problem. My phone battery died so I ended up in a tent for an hour with my phone plugged into a charger so I could continue texting the seller and trying to iron out the problem. That was probably another mistake. I missed at least four bands by typing emails, writing disputes and sending text messages. Through it all she alleged she had done nothing wrong and had gone "above and beyond" in trying to resolve the problem and call the box office. As it turned out, I was still able to claim the VIP benefit because she had not resold the tickets, so I was able to see the last three concerts from the VIP seats. I also got the free t-shirt and b.s., which was less important than the good seats and the short line to the bathroom. As far as she is concerned, she doesn't owe me any money back because I sat in her seats at the end of the show (the ushers don't scan barcodes, they just looked at tickets with no way of knowing that they had been reissued.)<br />
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It is still going through the investigation process. Yesterday I received an email from Paypal stating that I had to provide documentation from a third party confirming that they had confiscated the item. "The document must be on letterhead and include the name, address, and phone number of the individual, business or organization so that we may contact them if necessary." Failure to provide the requested documentation will result in the claim being cancelled. They thank me for my patience regarding this matter. <br />
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I spent an hour on hold with the ticketing agent today (Wednesday) before reaching someone and explaining the situation. He looked up the account, talked to a supervisor, and was extremely sympathetic but told me that privacy concerns prevented him from giving information to anyone except the customer who had purchased the tickets. So, he couldn't even tell me over the phone, let alone write something up in letterhead. After more time spent on hold with Paypal, I explained it to someone there and she recommended that instead of the requested information, I send a scanned copy of the tickets along with all of the information that I had. So I did. All evidence indicates that the seller tried to cancel the tickets for Friday and leave them for someone else at Will-call (since I only purchased Saturday) but it was considered one 2-day ticket, so intentionally or not, she invalidated my tickets and claimed that she had no idea how such a thing could have happened and refused to refund any of my money.<br />
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Now I'm stressed out about it again because it appears that everything favors the seller in this case. The only third-party who can confirm that I was denied entry is protecting their customer's privacy. The reason I am still awake at 2am on a Wednesday is because it has just occurred to me that I may not get any of this money back and she may have completely screwed my concert and get to keep all of my money. I provided all of the information I have to Paypal and now I just wait. I should receive a final decision by June 8th.<br />
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If you have read this far without losing interest, perhaps you have gone through the same thing yourself. Feel free to leave a comment and share some of your hard-earned lessons. After all, the point of this is to let other people learn from my mistakes. It's a shame that I had no problems for so many years and now this one huge debacle will make me hesitate before buying or selling tickets online ever again. I think 99% of the time, if people selling tickets seem legit, they probably are. But let me tell you, that 1% is a huge pain in the ass! Stubhub provides buyers with a toll-free number to call them on the spot if you are denied access to a venue, so I think that any problems with tickets purchased through them would be resolved more quickly. The lesson to be learned for all other transactions - get a phone number. If you buy tickets on craigslist, insist on talking to them on the phone first, that way you can immediately call them if you are denied access. If I had been able to get in touch with her by phone, I probably could have gotten things ironed out before I shelled out more money at the box office. Still would have been a pain in the ass, but not nearly the debacle that it ended up, and it would have been resolved much more quickly. I don't know if eBay has the same resolution process as Paypal, but I assume it is similar. So, make sure you have contact info and try to pay with a credit card if you can, that way you can always dispute the charge with your credit card company. Oh, and don't ever buy anything from... ****** You know, if Paypal denies my refund, I will probably add her information to this post. I would hate to see her try to pull this again, and I don't even want to think about how mad I'm going to be if she gets away with it and gets to keep all of my money after screwing up the festival that I wanted to see so badly. I wanted to go to M3, but I didn't intend to buy tickets twice!<br />
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Oh, by the way, M3 was awesome - from what I saw of it, anyway. It's a shame that so much was overshadowed by all of this drama with the tickets. I feel especially bad for the friend that I invited because he entrusted me to buy the tickets and ended up having to deal with the drama. I refused to take any money from him for the ticket since I had made such a huge mess of it from buying online. But, I unplugged my phone and stopped dealing with it in time to catch the last song in one of my favorite band's set. The good thing is, this has made me so excited for the M3 Festival next year. I can't wait to buy my own tickets from the venue! That was an expensive lesson learned!Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-73530625344096447182012-03-19T18:40:00.008-04:002012-03-19T21:25:59.886-04:00Could DC residents survive the Zombie Apocalypse?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkL3CSyw_2NCc8hyphenhyphenj0MjQceAJBYkIEBKh22f5i_xPWaLsx9pExrMy4YOqM8AtPy_z3rPjPDHCo09Rur527XIojTYTeQ9_-uMdwvw7wgL2rS71c7u22zX_N92dK-RW3sa2GFLsWXhM6Kh8/s1600/episode-13-walkers-fence-2.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 226px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5721751437712151650" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkL3CSyw_2NCc8hyphenhyphenj0MjQceAJBYkIEBKh22f5i_xPWaLsx9pExrMy4YOqM8AtPy_z3rPjPDHCo09Rur527XIojTYTeQ9_-uMdwvw7wgL2rS71c7u22zX_N92dK-RW3sa2GFLsWXhM6Kh8/s320/episode-13-walkers-fence-2.jpg" /></a><br />Last night was the season finale of <a href="http://www.amctv.com/shows/the-walking-dead">The Walking Dead</a> on <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">AMC</span>. This is an exceptional show that I wish more people in my social circle watched, because sometimes I really need to talk to someone after an episode, but there is no one to be found. So, I must go to the discussion forums on <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1520211/"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">imdb</span></a>.<br /><br />The problem with the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">imdb</span> forums is that a lot of people have already read the comic book, which is much farther ahead than what we have seen on the television show. From what I understand the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">tv</span> show has made some deviations and character changes, but for the most part it follows the comic. This is problematic because I avoid the comics to stay away from spoilers, but reading an <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">imdb</span> forum where contributors have read them, I’m very likely to accidentally come across a spoiler. So, I try to read conversations that focus on a certain episode or seem spoiler-averse. Today someone posed the question to fans, “With where you currently live, do you think you could survive [The Zombie Apocalypse]?”<br /><br />This is an interesting question for this forum because the contributors to the message boards are from all around the world, so everyone would have a different perspective. It has crossed my mind to question what I would do in this situation, but only long enough to realize I would be zombie bait. I don’t think any asthmatics would fare well in this environment. I would probably be very ironically killed by running for my life and having an asthma attack and dying. But, removing my asthma and general lack of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">cajones</span> from the equation, I never considered the geographic pros and cons of being in Washington, DC. So, without further ado, here they are.<br /><br />Pro #1) Government buildings. The District is considered to be vulnerable for terrorist activity, so while I don’t know the statistics, I would venture to guess that the city holds more panic rooms and bomb shelters per <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">capita</span> than anywhere else in the United States. The President lives here, members of congress, Supreme Court justices… Chris Matthews, Tony <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Kornheiser</span>… What I’m saying is there are a lot of high profile people who live here, and there are buildings created with hypothetical pandemic and/or apocalyptic survival situations in mind.<br /><br />Con #1) I am not the President, a member of congress, a Supreme Court justice, Tony <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Kornheiser</span> or Chris Matthews. The likelihood that I would have access to one of these shelters could be slim.<br /><br />Con #2) No guns. The strict gun control laws in the district would leave us extremely ill-equipped for defending ourselves from a zombie attack. We would need access to a lot of weapons, which brings me to…<br /><br />Pro #2) Proximity to Virginia. Virginia has the right to keep and bear arms written into their state constitution. If I can make my way to Virginia, that is where my looting will begin.<br /><br />Con #3) My apartment building. I live in a 12-story apartment building and it is very well populated. If the majority of the world population becomes zombies, the majority of my building would be full of people shuffling around and trying to eat my brain. There are a few residents I already suspect of being zombies, but they have never done anything to me, so live-and-let-live. Or, live-and-let-living-dead, as the case may be.<br /><br />Pro #3) My apartment building. On second thought, there are a lot of 20-and-30-something professionals in my building, so we may just fare better than say, a frat house. Or a hospital. Or a retirement community. Although thanks to rent-control laws, there are quite a few retired people who opt to spend their twilight years in the same apartment where they have lived for decades. I am not judging. I am well on my way to becoming one of those people. But they would very likely contract that zombie virus long before I run out of inhalers & join their ranks.<br /><br /><strong>Conclusion</strong>: The likelihood of the average citizen surviving in Washington, DC [edit: as compared to other geographical areas] = 50/50.<br /><br />It may seem like I am over thinking this question, but I think it’s been a healthy exercise. It's always good to be prepared for any situation. Even the U.S. <a href="http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/">Centers for Disease Control and Prevention</a> think so. My thoughtful consideration has taught me that it’s probably in my best interest to become friendly with a few more Virginians. And important government officials. I currently have a disproportional number of friends who are attorneys, which might serve me well if the zombies were just stealing my property or sexually harassing me, but fairly worthless for battling the average brain-eating variety of zombies. I don’t know that their extensive knowledge of the United States Code or their exceptional wardrobes will be much good in that situation. Unless they are from Virginia, of course. If they are from Virginia, they may have just moved to the top of my dance card.Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-89510464631088140292012-03-16T20:43:00.001-04:002012-03-16T20:45:34.673-04:00FMLA for blogs (BMLA?)Last summer I challenged myself to find something to blog about at least once a week. For the most part, I accomplished that and found something to prattle on about at length. Since December, it may appear that this blog has been abandoned, but I think it’s more accurate to say it’s on Medical Leave.<br /><br />In November of last year, I wrote about my back pain, which I learned was due to herniated discs and mild spinal stenosis. You may have noticed how infrequently the blog has been updated since then. It is not a coincidence. The way that my herniated discs are situated, being seated is the most painful position for me. Unfortunately, I sit down at work all day long. During an average week, I find myself in several social occasions where it is not possible to stand up – attending concerts, hockey games, basketball games, or plays. I have been seeing fewer movies in the theater lately, but I still go to the movies a few times a month. Even if I was in the very back row, it would be weird to stand up through an entire movie while my friends are all seated next to me. Same goes for having lunch or dinner with someone. Playing board games (unless it’s Twister), getting pizza and a movie at someone’s home… pretty much anything you do socially is going to involve sitting down.<br /><br />So, while sitting down is most uncomfortable, my back is not strong enough that I can do something really active, either. For example, going bowling with friends wouldn’t involve sitting, but I can’t even imagine what kind of damage I would do to myself if I attempted to bowl with my back as messed up as it is. Man I feel old.<br /><br />Anyway, you get the picture. Sitting sucks. Standing is overrated. Walking is great, and laying down is usually fine. Sitting is the worst. Unfortunately I have not figured out a way to update this blog while walking or laying down. As a result, you have probably missed out on tons of mindless rambling that I may have otherwise put into my blog, if the thought of coming home and sitting down at my desk was not completely unbearable. We are now in the 11th week of 2012. Here is a list of things that I could have blogged about, were my back not hindering me from sitting down to write them…<br /><br />More random pictures of underwear or advertisements that I make fun of;<br />The Republican presidential candidates;<br />The disgraceful mess that Tim Burton seems to be making in the name of Dark Shadows;<br />The Van Halen concert in Chicago;<br />The homeless man I went to breakfast with after the Van Halen concert in Chicago (that one actually could have been pretty interesting reading);<br />A thoughtful analysis of how much less time I have spent with friends since I added HBO and TiVo to my cable package;<br />More complaining about Barnes & Noble;<br />My disaster preparedness for the zombie apocalypse;<br />How much Leap Year sucked this year;<br />Lots and lots of complaining about how much my back hurts;<br /><br />As I write this, I’m actually on break at work and typing into a word document that I will copy & paste when I get home. This is beginning to feel like a mistake because I usually get up and walk around while taking a break at work. This already feels like too much sitting. Of course, if I could find a way to make my points more succinctly, I could update the blog more often and it wouldn’t take so long without rattling on for hours. I need to learn to rattle on for minutes and then let it go. I’m not sure that I’m capable of such brevity.<br /><br />Okay, break is over and I need to get back to other sitting-down related work things. Since November I have also been attending physical therapy on a regular basis and it has been helpful with alleviating the pressure on my nerves and spine. I have also had two epidural steroid injections. They may or may not have been helpful. The most recent was two days ago, so their success or failure is TBD. It is also directly related to the success or failure of updating this blog, so the good news is, if I start to update more frequently and at length, that means I must be feeling better. But for now. Ouch.<br /><br />Thanks for reading. I'll be back! (No pun intended.)Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-77982217307501582282012-01-27T21:11:00.010-05:002012-01-30T17:20:16.426-05:00I am not quitting, so I must be getting fired<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="color:#000000;">I began working for Barnes & Noble in 1998. At that time the Coral Ridge Mall was still being built and when I heard that Barnes & Noble had signed on to have a store in the mall, I immediately went to the nearest location to get the lowdown on the hiring process for that store. I remember how giddy I was during my interview. I loved to read, loved to write, and I was ready to throw on the Cat in the Hat costume and start working that day. I was hired (as everyone was at that time) on a temporary basis, with the knowledge that they were hiring more people than they needed to assemble the store, not everyone would remain on staff after the store opened. </span><br /></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="color:#000000;">For about a month, my new B&N coworkers and I parked in the mud of the unfinished mall parking lot, and walked on cardboard and wood planks to get to the front door of the store without tracking in the mud. We put the first books ever on the shelves of the brand new Barnes & Noble #2917. It was more than a job, it was an amazing experience.</span></p><br />Opening a new store is a great bonding experience, and the employees got to know each other before we had to be all business casual. Even today, after we have all moved on, I still maintain a friendship with many of these people. I had a wonderful time over many years of working at that store. In the beginning, I worked 32 hours a week, and had a few $.50 wage increases. It was not enough to live on, but I still loved the job. After borrowing a large sum of money from a friend to keep myself from bankruptcy, I had to find a more lucrative full-time job.<br /><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="color:#000000;">Since then I have had four other full-time jobs (each more lucrative than the last) but I never wanted to give up Barnes & Noble. I remained a part-time employee and when I moved out to DC, I transferred to a store in the area. Since June of 2008, I have worked for the same store, giving up my weekends to help pay off student loans and go to a job that I genuinely enjoyed. My full-time jobs have all been in an office environment, where I am exposed to the same people every day. Working at the bookstore has been a wonderful way to get out and meet new people – both coworkers and customers. It exposed me to a lot of things that I would otherwise not have the opportunity to get to know. Not all of these things were positive, there are some people who are shamefully condescending they to people who work retail. For the most part, it has been a good experience. Sadly, the events of the last week have suddenly overshadowed my positive feelings about the company. </span></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><br /><span style="color:#000000;">I was informed last week that if I did not open up my schedule availability, I would be terminated.</span><br /></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="color:#000000;">The manager corrected me when I used the word “terminated” because she assured me it was not punitive, it had nothing to do with performance, and if I could work more hours they would be happy to have me. But I am not physically capable of working more hours without killing myself. She said she understood, but gave me no other option. Tomorrow (Saturday, January 28<sup><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">th</span>)</sup> will be my last day with the company. She kept assuring me that I am not being fired, but our conversation was like a mixed-up version of the stereotypical disgruntled employee/employer conversation. “You are NOT fired!” “Well, I am not quitting.” “But we are not firing you!” “Well you must be firing me because I am not quitting.” </span></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><br /></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="color:#000000;">Okay, it <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">didn</span>’t go down exactly like that, but it was similar. I have worked the same schedule for the last year. After all of this time, she has told me that it is unacceptable and she needs people with open availability, or at the very least, people who will work 2-3 days per week (6-8 hour shifts). She kept saying, “How many businesses do you know that have employees who work one day a week?” (What I <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">didn</span>’t say out loud: How the hell should I know? I don’t have any inside knowledge of business schedules!) What I did say out loud: “How many businesses do you know that have employees who have worked there for 14 years?” She went on to explain that the book business has changed in the last 14 years. This is obvious. Nothing is the same as it was when I started. The company has adapted to the changing consumer demands, and I understand that they constantly need to make changes. I just don’t happen to understand how terminating my employment factors in.</span></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><br /></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="color:#000000;">She went on to tell me that the company needs to save money and there are too many people who take advantage of the company benefits and holiday pay but only commit to limited part-time schedules. (What I <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">didn</span>’t say: Well if you would pay more, then people would be able to work here for a living instead of part-time.) What I did say: I don’t receive any benefits. How am I costing the company money? All she could say was – “Well, you get your employee discount. You can go into any Barnes & Noble in the country and get 30% off."</span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="color:#000000;">Really? I am bankrupting the largest book retailer in the country with my discount on occasional book purchases and once-a-week bagel & beverage from the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">café</span>? That’s a little hard to believe. No, actually, it’s just downright insulting. </span></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><br /><span style="color:#000000;">But, I have no choice in the matter. As of tomorrow afternoon, I will not be a Barnes & Noble employee - for the first time in nearly 14 years. This is really not how I predicted this adventure would end. I am more than a little pissed off. </span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="color:#000000;">The conversation between the devil manager and I took place last Saturday right before she left at 4:00. Of course, I was scheduled until 5pm, so we had this horrible and offensive conversation and I was trying to hold back tears (unsuccessfully), then she gave me a moment alone to compose myself and I had to go back out onto the sales floor for another hour. My face was bright red, my eyes were bulging red and tears leaked out of them. I blew my nose every five minutes. Customers awkwardly avoided me as I watched the clock and waited for a very long 60 minutes to end so that someone could relieve me and I could go somewhere more private. All the time I am thinking – 14 years I have given to this company and this is how it ends?</span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="color:#000000;">You can probably tell, I am a little bitter. I am offended by the fact that my length of service means nothing. I understand that if someone with my availability filled out an application, that person would never get hired. It would not be worth it to train someone with that limited of availability. But I am not a new trainee, I am a self-sufficient, reliable and tenured employee. How foolish of me to think that would count for something. </span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="color:#000000;">For all practical purposes, I can understand their decision. Generally speaking and all experience aside, someone who works 30 hours is probably going to be a more efficient employee. There are so many trends when it comes to books, and displays are constantly changing, sections are re-categorized from time to time, and only working once a week, I don’t always know where everything is located in the bookstore. But that too is less of a factor because I have been working in the music & <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">dvd</span> department. I know a thing or two about movies. So I really don’t think that the problem was not being oriented with the store. What I think is that the economy has tanked and there are plenty of people who are willing to work for the store minimum. I do not make the store minimum. I am "maxed out" for the bookseller position and I don't even get raises any more. But a new hire would make about $4 less per hour, and probably have a PhD in Anthropology or something. That is the beauty of this economy for businesses. There are always people willing to work for whatever wage you offer to pay them because their other option may be unemployment. And I understand that it’s more profitable for a business to pay someone less and give preference to people who will work whenever you want them to because they don’t have another job to work around. I get it. I see how that could be a more attractive option. But I never expected to get kicked out the door so unceremoniously.</span></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="color:#000000;">I am less pissed off now than I was last week. I realize that there are people in far worse situations than I am in. Whoever takes over my former shift may need the income more desperately than I do. Perhaps it works out nicely for everyone but me. I am less bitter about the situation than I was at first, but I still think it is cowardly how B&N handled the situation. I may not have put in many hours, but I gave up nearly every weekend for a dozen years to work there. I survived 14 seasons’ worth of hectic holiday shoppers. I had a strong connection to the bookstore and under other circumstances, would have remained a loyal B&N employee. But in one afternoon of breaking this girl’s spirit and then sending her back out on the sales floor to talk to customers while trying not to cry (unsuccessfully), they have all but erased all of those warm feelings that have accumulated over the years. I still have fond memories of the people I have met, and am happy to still have many of them in my life. But I can’t bring myself to show that company any more consideration than they have shown me, and I can’t imagine walking back into that store and having to see that manager ever again. She was successful in getting rid of me not only as an employee, but as a customer, too. I understand that the book business is struggling and they have to adapt if they want to stay in business. But I have very little sympathy for the struggles of the company after the disregard they have treated me with in the last week. I have done my part by saving them all of that money they were wasting by giving me a discount on my weekly bagel at <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">breaktime</span>. You are welcome, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">BKS</span> shareholders. You are welcome.</span> </p><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">*********************************************************************************</p><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">[Follow-up edit: I arrived to work on 1/28 to find that I had been scheduled for the following Saturday, 2/4. The store manager never mentioned anything about our conversation to the Asst. Manager who writes the schedule, other than telling him a few weeks ago of her intention to talk to me. So, I am happy to enjoy one more week of employment, but it was like adding insult to injury to learn that the manager didn't find it significant enough to communicate my situation to the rest of the management staff. No one on any level seemed to know about my departure other than the people who I had told directly. How many times can a company burn the same bridge?]</p>Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-9716814227695246822011-12-29T18:22:00.000-05:002011-12-29T18:35:43.160-05:00The cookie that made me happy todayWork has been very dull this week and the time goes by very slowly with only a couple of people in the office. After work today I had a doctor's appointment, all in all it has been a very dull week. I left the doctor's office this evening and headed to take the Metro home when I walked by an <a href="http://www.aubonpain.com/">Au Bon Pain</a>. I am not proud to admit this, but I saw a photograph of a cookie on their sign out front and immediately diverted my course into the restaurant in search of the cookie on the sign that I was determined to make mine. It was an instantaneous reaction and sudden realization that I could not live one minute longer without having one of these cookies. The advertisement was for two new filled cookies - one was two sugar cookies with chocolate hazelnut filling between them, the other was called Florentine with Caramel Creme. It was the sugar cookies with hazelnut that derailed my original plan to go home, so I sought one out and put it in a bag to take to the cashier. While carrying out my mission, I couldn't help but notice the Florentine with Caramel and that was looking even better but I have no idea what kind of cookie that is. It looked a bit like gingerbread so I was not willing to take my chances. I have to be in a certain kind of mood to enjoy gingerbread and I haven't been in that mood for several years. <br /><br />I took my impulsive cookie purchase up to the friendly cashier and asked her about the florentine cookie. She was not a native english speaker, so we had a bit of a communication problem at first. I asked:<br /><br />What is the florentine cookie like?<br /><br />She responded: Yes, we have them. They are over there.<br /><br />Yes, I saw them over there, but what do they taste like? [she looked very confused by this point, so I go with another choice of words] What flavor? <br /><br />She says, "Oh, you can try one."<br />Me: "Oh - no, no. I don't know if I would like them, I'm just curious what they are like."<br />She says, "Try it."<br /><br />Suddenly I am the one looking confused because I'm not sure how I am supposed to try the cookie when I don't see any samples or understand how I am supposed to do that. I respond as I usually do in awkward social situations, with an attempt at humor, "Just go up, take a bite and put it back down? Haha."<br /><br />Completely serious, she says, "Yes."<br /><br />And I don't know what to do. Certainly it can't be Au Bon's policy to allow people to sample the food and if it is, I suddenly have second thoughts about purchasing their baked goods from now on. But she sees I am confused, "No, don't put it back. But try one. If you don't like it, you can throw it away and I won't charge you for it." (but remember, she had an accent so it sounded much cooler, like "...throw eet avay...") <br /><br />For some reason, this was a very difficult task for me. First of all, I wasn't ruling out the possibility that there was a language barrier miscommunication happening here, although it sounded pretty clear that I had her permission to take a cookie off the shelf and take a bite. Still, I couldn't walk over there. I had to take a step, turn around... "I'm going to do it." She smiles, "Okay." A couple more steps, "Seriously, I'm going to take a bite." She is now laughing at me, "Do it!" So I grab the Florentine with Caramel Creme and I take a bite and it was not like gingerbread at all. It was like sweet heaven. "Ooh, that is good! Thank you for that, I will take this one, too." And now I am buying two cookies because even though I was completely over the hazelnut, I already had one in my bag. She rung me up and said, "It is my New Year's present to you." and I'm pretty sure she didn't charge me for the second cookie. <br /><br />I love this woman. <br /><br />I know this is a silly story and over the course of a lifetime, we all touch the lives of others temporarily and everyone has a few anecdotes like this one where an everyday transaction is turned into a truly pleasurable experience. This was the best thing to happen to me all week. After waiting 15 minutes in the cold for a bus that was late, then another 15 minutes in a doctor's office waiting room, I was accustomed to being ignored. The cookie was such a small gesture, but this interaction with the Au Bon Pain employee brightened my day. Of course, a free cookie will often do that, but it was more than that - the whole interaction was a bit silly, between me thinking it was a miscommunication, to my natural inability to violate everyday decorum and take a bite off of something without clear intention to pay for it. It was fun. I had fun with her. Not to mention, that was a magically delicious cookie. <br /><br />I thought about not mentioning the specific name of the restaurant because it did occur to me that she could possibly get in trouble for giving away a free cookie. But in the unlikely event that the Au Bon Pain corporate people happen to read this blog, I think they will understand the value of giving away one cookie when it results in someone telling anyone who will listen what a fantastic day she is suddenly having thanks to one kind person at an Au Bon Pain location. Even if it is a grown woman who doesn't know what florentine cookies taste like, yet allows photographs of baked goods dictate her every move. Yep, that's me in a nutshell. Mmm... nuts sound delicious right now. Gotta go, thanks for reading!Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-86588636889060441402011-12-10T20:11:00.001-05:002011-12-12T21:01:15.752-05:00Diary of a sleep study inmateI think it is a weakness of this blog that it <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">doesn</span>’t have any one common theme, it is just random thoughts about my life. I am always conscious of how much less interesting that must make it for people who have not met me personally and from time to time I consider what direction it would take if I followed one common subject matter. One topic that seems to come up far too often is medical problems. I wish that were not the case, but at least I can take comfort that once I reach senior <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error">citizendom</span>, I will have found my niche and should have a very robust blog full of aches and pains and ailments. I will make a fine senior citizen someday. Of course, by then I probably won’t even have to type anymore, I will probably be able to hook some wires onto my head and a program will blog away with whatever is on my mind. It will probably look something like this photograph from my latest medical endeavor:<br /><br />I'm a robot. Beep <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error">boop</span> beep.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMU_BdJE6csRh9gysw5TqTHlPrMVhy2x_03T0-HpIRlpvvpwxtNsRv9pBu0TbPXjG6Mv1HpgiTLf4udcLttho1bK2ifaDk1I_LncDq1goZJ3fo5YxLW5SLvA6EJGJk8GryRbBS2ZOCQAk/s1600/390.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 150px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5685420316770832322" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMU_BdJE6csRh9gysw5TqTHlPrMVhy2x_03T0-HpIRlpvvpwxtNsRv9pBu0TbPXjG6Mv1HpgiTLf4udcLttho1bK2ifaDk1I_LncDq1goZJ3fo5YxLW5SLvA6EJGJk8GryRbBS2ZOCQAk/s200/390.JPG" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />On Wednesday afternoon I walked through a <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weather-gang/post/the-record-breaking-rain-storm-of-december-7-2011/2011/12/08/gIQAaHvGfO_blog.html">monsoon</a> to arrive at the <a href="http://sleepdoc.com/">Center for Sleep and Wake Disorders</a> at 9pm. I did not leave until after 6pm on Thursday. I don’t know yet what the results were, but I sure hope they find something because that was a very time-consuming and unproductive amount of time spent in a doctor's office.<br /><br />The reason the visit was so time-consuming is because there were two different tests. The overnight test was a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polysomnography"><span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-error">Polysomnogram</span></a>, which involved wires all over my body – mostly on my head, but also on my finger, face, legs, chest and I can’t remember where else. Throughout the night they monitored my brain waves (creepy!) and my movements to find out why I am always so damn tired. And I am tired all the time. I told them that, but they wanted more clinical information, which is why I had to stay for the entire afternoon.<br /><br />After sleeping all night with all of the monitoring equipment, they woke me up around 8:40 on Thursday morning and removed all of the wires & sent me off to find breakfast with goop all over my head. I looked like a walking scene from <em><a href="http://www.90s411.com/images/theres-something-about-mary-1.jpg">Something About Mary</a></em>. Yuck. Oh well, I’m sure they’<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-error">ve</span> seen worse at Whole Foods.<br /><br />When I returned with breakfast and lunch for the day, they hooked me up to more wires and more goop. The second part of the visit was a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_Sleep_Latency_Test">Multiple Sleep Latency Test</a>. This involved fewer wires and a series of five naps. Basically, they wait for you to come back from Whole Foods and set you up with a bunch of wires and send you to go back to sleep 90 minutes after you just woke up from a full night’s sleep. Twenty minutes later they interrupt you (either from your nap, or from staring at the ceiling b/c you can’t sleep) and they turn the lights on and make you stay awake for another 90 minutes before they send you down for another nap. Well, that’s not exactly true. They have to do some sort of calibrating before and after the naps, so you lay down and<br /><br /><blockquote>“Relax with your eyes open. Now relax with your eyes closed. Without moving your head, look to the left, to the right, to the left again, to the right again. Blink five times. Grit your teeth. Relax. Grit your teeth again. Relax. Stick your chin out as far as it will go. Relax. Stick your chin out as far as it will go. Relax.” </blockquote>This happened before and after every nap. It was weird and I had<br />these wires all over my brain and I kept thinking to myself, “Can you read my<br />mind? Are you reading my thoughts right now? Are you recording what I am<br />thinking? Stalker!” And then of course I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_5" class="blsp-spelling-error">couldn</span>’t help but consider if they could read my thoughts, which led me to think of demented and gross things - like what I saw monkeys doing with their excrement at the zoo. Or horribly violent scenes from movies. I’m quite sure that they were not able to read my mind. Not only because I don’t think that sort of science exists, and if it does they’d have to inform me first (although, I was not very thorough in reading those <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_6" class="blsp-spelling-error">HIPAA</span> forms!), but also because they would have had me certified as insane if they had read my mind. I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_7" class="blsp-spelling-error">couldn</span>’t help it. The more I tried not to think of crazy things, the more craziness that would enter my brain.<br /><br />Anyway, after all of the blinking and the gritting, the lights went out and I put on my fancy eye mask to block out all the light and tried to fall asleep. The first three times, I fell asleep for sure. The last two, I’m not sure if I did or not. After 2pm and a full night’s sleep with repeated naps, it was harder to fall asleep, but when I heard a voice on the intercom telling me to wake up, I was not sure if I had been asleep or not. I suppose I was, or I would’<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_8" class="blsp-spelling-error">ve</span> remembered being really bored laying there for 20 minutes. I don’t know what they will find after they analyze the data, but I can’t imagine it is normal to get over 9 hours of sleep and still be able to fall asleep upon command. But what do I know? I’m not a doctor.<br /><br />The weirdest part of the visit was the last dream I remember from my overnight study. I was sound asleep but in my dream I woke up and I was in a hospital. It <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_9" class="blsp-spelling-error">wasn</span>’t the same hospital bed I was actually in, it was more like a WWII-era hospital with nurses in crisp white uniforms and paper hats. In a movie, it would probably be the set for an asylum for the “Criminally Insane.” But a dream nurse woke me up into a dream world and sent me downstairs to join some other people. When I sat down with the other patients, another nurse came down to tell us that there was a tornado warning, but there was nothing to worry about. I looked out the window and saw a dark funnel cloud in the distance. I said, “Nothing to worry about? It’s coming this way!” and it was – the black funnel cloud quickly moved closer and I said, “We need to get down to the basement! Get away from the windows!” and some of the younger kids said, “Cool!” and ran outside to check out the tornado. I was freaking out and telling everyone I was from Iowa and I knew what a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_10" class="blsp-spelling-error">friggin</span> tornado looked like and that was a funnel cloud. Everyone looked at me like I was nuts but I started running toward the basement as the dark cloud enveloped us and passed us. Nothing changed, the building didn't shake and suddenly there was sunlight. It was just a dark cloud. No tornado. As I sat there thinking, “What the f…” I heard the voice overhead, “Okay, it’s 8:40, we’ll be in to disconnect you so you can grab some breakfast.” Freaky.<br /><br />Between my vivid dream and my crazy thoughts of having someone read my mind, perhaps this blog should focus more on psychological issues. Then again, maybe I'll just leave it alone. I'm too tired to think of a theme.Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-43102200740133856622011-11-29T19:10:00.007-05:002011-11-29T20:42:56.547-05:00Straight upI never realized how often I drop things until it became too painful to pick them up. The once-automatic act of picking up after myself became a daunting task. Think of how many times you drop something - a set of keys, a piece of paper comes off the desk, a napkin off of the kitchen table. No big deal, right? You just swoop down and pick it up. Not me. As soon as that item hits the floor I go through a battery of considerations, do an impromptu risk assessment and then formulate a plan for how to recover the dropped item. You just don't consider how handy bending is until you lose the ability to do so.<br /><br /><br />I didn't know it at first, but what I was dealing with was two herniated discs and mild spinal stenosis. For weeks I just thought it was back pain and if I rested for a bit it would get better. In the meantime, living with it was horrible. On the first day I walked into my apartment and accidentally dropped my keys on the floor. I took a deep breath and just stared at them. I stared at the floor the way you would stare down the Grand Canyon if you had just dropped your cell phone and were working up the courage to rappel down and retrieve it. It's so far down. I'm going to hurt myself. I may not make it back up. What am I going to do? Can I live without my keys? Can I just leave them on my floor forever and have someone make a new set for me? Perhaps I should just make dozens of sets of keys and when I drop one I can leave it behind as collateral damage - leaving the world littered with sets of keys. That seems like a reasonable solution. Anything sounds better than bending over.<br /><br />Of course, I did not make a dozen sets of keys - I would need the original key to cut the duplicates. I had to slowly bend my knees with my back remaining upright and feel around on the floor to pick them up and hang them on the nail. It was a laborious task. It didn't stop with keys, either. I started to wonder if I've always been a klutz and never realized it. Every day I would drop something. The worst was when someone else dropped something by my feet. The polite thing to do would be to pick it up and retrieve it for them. Sorry pal, you are on your own. If someone dropped something on the Metro and it slid below my seat, I would just kick it back to the person. I would try to explain that my back is screwed up and I can't bend over. But the damage was done. It's really not polite to kick something at a person after they drop it. Especially when you're as uncoordinated as I am, and the item would likely get kicked past them, or somewhere within a 3-foot radius of their location. Precision is not one of my talents. It sucks when it's painful to be polite. It was not completely debilitating. I could still go to work, I just had to get up from my desk and walk every couple of hours so I didn't get sore.<br /><br /><br />One day, after a long day at work, I came home to find that a delivery person had slid a menu underneath the doorway of every apartment in my hallway. What the hell kind of masochist would do something like that? That's just great. What am I going to do now? How am I going to get this off the floor? I am going to have a pizza menu on my floor for all of eternity. What was that delivery person thinking? It was as if someone had vandalized my apartment and I had to figure out how to fix it. Cruel, cruel delivery driver.<br /><br />The pizza menu stayed on my floor for a couple of days. I finally went through the process of getting x-rays and an MRI on my spine to determine what was causing the pain and that's when I learned of the spinal stenosis. The orthopaedic surgeon showed me the MRI results and pointed to a white line leading from my spine to my right leg. "Do you see the white lines? Those are nerves. Now look on your left side. Do you see how that nerve just stops?" It was creepy to see what's going on inside my body, but it answered a lot of questions. The herniated disc was bulging right into the nerves and cutting them off. Along with the back pain being on my left side, I also had been feeling like my foot was asleep. I often untied my shoelaces and loosened them because my foot hurt, and I thought I had just pulled the laces too tight and cut off my circulation. It turns out that it was not a circulation problem, but my nerves were affected by the back problems. At times it feels like I am walking on something underneath my toes. I must have taken my shoes off and straightened my sock a dozen times because I thought it was my sock bunching up below my toes. But my socks were never bunched. I was feeling something that was not there. I guess that is how the jumbled nerves manifested themselves. It felt very uncomfortable, but not painful like the back pain. The back pain was the worst.<br /><br /><br />One thing that was very hard for me when dealing with back pain, was that it was all internal. I didn't have a cast on my leg or a brace around my neck that clued people in on my delicate state. If someone didn't know me, they would think I'm an able-bodied young woman in my twenties. Looks can be deceiving. What looks like a 25-year old body on the outside, feels to me like it's 75-years old. I take public transportation everywhere and I struggle with finding a seat during rush hours. I have started waiting until later and taking the train when it is not as packed. When I get to work, I now take the elevator to the second floor instead of the stairs. It makes me very self conscious because I'm sure it just appears to other people as if I'm lazy. Some friends have recommended carrying a cane or wearing a neck brace, just to make it easier to find a seat on the Metro and on the bus. I can't bring myself to ask someone to give up their seat. How do I know they are not suffering from some internal injury as well? Who am I to pick and choose who should give up their seat for my ailing back? I never do. I just suck it up and go on and it seems to get a little better every day. If I have learned one thing from this experience, it is that you can't always tell when someone who comes across as rude or lazy is actually just dealing with pain in the best way that they can. If I have learned two things, it is that bending is awesome and is not to be taken for granted.Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-55538630726516120352011-11-22T20:20:00.009-05:002011-11-22T21:25:24.031-05:0019th Century filmmaking meets 3D magicLast night I attended a screening of a rare PG-rated Martin Scorsese film that did not include Leonardo DiCaprio. I love Scorsese's films, but <em>Hugo</em> is undeniably a kid’s movie and this is not my preferred genre. It should come as no surprise that my favorite character in the film was played by <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">Borat</span> creator <a href="http://www.glamour.com/fashion/blogs/slaves-to-fashion/2011/07/11/0712borat-mankini_fa.jpg">Sacha Baron Cohen</a>.<br /><br />While I do prefer a film that is geared toward adults (but to clarify, not the “adult film” genre) there are elements of <em>Hugo</em> that I genuinely appreciate. I love old films, and when I first saw the poster for Hugo, I recognized the resemblance to the iconic scene with Harold Lloyd from the 1923 silent film <em>Safety Last!<br /></em><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0014429/"><em><img style="WIDTH: 142px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5677995213337320626" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjbLbxIdgGE9DhaFCQlnC-tycmCfWXWdZbl7inGNgFgQa4Un-rkZ2UdUppn5PN1QwOlTK-0E_JBtV_phRVgCU32LkRM5o3FxO0tfEHR0WbejKdB5bJmtbKgIHQQq9bi0wqO6w7RElrnUc/s200/Safetylast-1.jpg" /></em></a><em> </em><a href="http://www.hugomovie.com/"><em><img style="WIDTH: 135px; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5677995212033422066" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8UnLHwojYgVLt-Tomps-8ci9R1AN7tXWeBBrd1_ZBn1r29sVjcSo9ykGm4ent1Sn2MykEUGeliZTityy4wZrI_0-FA9ZK5TgcygjH7CEc79dNeKfgMAZ50GkrwvllxOhJnDn55gguZsI/s200/hugo3d.jpg" /></em></a><em><br /><br /></em>What I did not realize was that this film has more than simply a subtle tip of the hat to a silent film, but it is a bit of an homage to the early filmmakers. I was delighted to see brief images of various films ranging from the late 19<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error">th</span> century through the time that the film takes place – in 1930s Paris.<br /><br />The story centers around two children who meet in a train station in Paris. Hugo, an orphan who lives life in constant fear of a relentless Station Manager, and Isabelle, who lives comfortably but her only knowledge of adventure is informed by what she reads in her library books. What follows is a fantastic adventure as the children gather clues in search of more information about Hugo’s father and Isabelle’s godparents.<br /><br />Their adventure leads them to the world of movies where they learn more about the wondrous world of cinematic techniques from <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error">pre</span>-WWI <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-error">filmmaking</span> through the contemporaries of the film's setting, Buster Keaton and Harold Lloyd. Did I mention that this entire homage to early films is done entirely and beautifully in 3D?<br /><br />I thoroughly enjoyed watching <em>Hugo</em>'s brief tribute to early films through rose-colored (3D) glasses. The labor that was taken to create special effects in the 19<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-error">th</span> century and most of the 20<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_5" class="blsp-spelling-error">th</span> century created an imaginative world that is lost to today’s technology. <em>Hugo</em> reminds us that while the techniques may be obsolete, every generation takes their film pioneers for granted. In a time when reality TV passes for entertainment and 3D effects are now being employed by movies like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackass_3D"><em>Jackass</em></a> to show the audience a high-tech, virtual groin-kick, it is poignant to look back at the painstaking work that filmmakers put into creating and editing their art before the computer age. Perhaps I am just being nostalgic, but I can’t help but think that every new advancement in special effects has only served to lower the overall expectations for the next generation. This movie is a perfectly good example. Visually, this film is stunning to watch. The 3D effects are used beautifully. But, while Martin Scorsese is a brilliant filmmaker and children may love Hugo's story, the film was most effective in reminding me that he is no <a href="http://www.earlycinema.com/pioneers/melies_bio.html">Georges <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_6" class="blsp-spelling-error">Méliès</span></a>. I mean no disrespect with that statement, quite the contrary. This may well have been Mr. Scorsese's intention all along.Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-71363423132974816552011-11-18T23:51:00.003-05:002011-11-21T13:52:26.864-05:00Not a film review: Pariah at Lincoln Theatre<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHrSGl_Zg3_x0uAlW1Ma7fSp0D0XX6jehOSGQDymDDU_2Pu1L979fulvxTHOteZ754MozeVw25EcH4SXug8ddMAPLy2UAydFIO5iROfbKglrXkVtj9JaSYKG0VX9WdylHrnfYuBXkGcMk/s1600/Pariah.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5676579044966877122" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 213px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHrSGl_Zg3_x0uAlW1Ma7fSp0D0XX6jehOSGQDymDDU_2Pu1L979fulvxTHOteZ754MozeVw25EcH4SXug8ddMAPLy2UAydFIO5iROfbKglrXkVtj9JaSYKG0VX9WdylHrnfYuBXkGcMk/s320/Pariah.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Tonight the Lincoln Theatre in DC <a href="http://thelincolntheatre.org/events.cfm?eventID=109">hosted a screening</a> of the new film <em>Pariah</em>, followed by a Q&A panel discussion with writer/director Dee Rees, producer Nekisa Cooper, and actors Adepero Oduye and Kim Wayans. I was not sure what to expect from the film, but I was very excited to see Kim Wayans in a dramatic role. I have fond childhood memories of watching <em><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093200/">Hollywood Shuffle</a></em> and <em><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098830/">In Living Color</a> </em>with friends when we were not quite sophisticated enough to understand all of the adult humor, but just old enough to love it and repeat catchphrases for years to come. (But I ain't one to gossip, so you didn't hear that from me!) The Wayans are an immensely talented family and Kim's dramatic performance was enough to bring me to the Lincoln Theatre tonight. Yet, there is so much more than Kim's outstanding performance that make this film worthwhile.<br /><br />In short, the film is about a 17-year old girl (Alike, or "Lee") coming to terms with her lesbian identity, and struggling with the expectations and influence of her family and friends. All of the actors in the film do a spectacular job of bringing very real characters to life on the screen - each battling their own personal challenges.<br /><br /><em>Pariah</em> is an impressive film. Writer Dee Rees has brought very rich and complex characters to the screen in a relatively short debut film (86 minutes, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1233334/">according to IMDB</a>) I see a lot of movies, and most of them rely on a standard formula. In the first 30 minutes of most films, you can often predict certain elements - you know who is going to fall in love with who, the tragic flaws within the characters begin to develop and you begin to take things for granted on where the plot is going. <em>Pariah</em> constantly kept me guessing. Judging by the title and subject matter of the film, I was repeatedly trying to predict the "gotcha" moment or dramatic climax that was going to happen next, but I was always pleasantly surprised. The flow of the film is such as life. I never knew which direction the story was going to go, just as Lee herself never quite knew how to handle herself in those situations. The interaction between the family was so familiar that there were scenes that had the audience laughing that may not have been intentionally humorous, but something as small as a reaction of a spouse, parent or sibling felt so familiar that the theater filled with murmurs of laughter. It felt like a shared experience because on some level, we have all had the same awkward interactions in our own lives. It is this familiarity that makes the movie feel so real.<br /><br />In a word, "real" is the best way I can describe the film. It is not just the overall feeling of the film, but in the literal sense as well. During the Q&A discussion after the screening, writer Dee Rees explained that she based the film on her personal experiences. While it is not completely autobiographical, she shared many experiences and struggles of the main character. It portrays the experience of many people in the LGBT community who have struggled with their sexual identity while looking for love and suffering their own family conflict, but it is such a personal glimpse, that it is easy to relate to the characters and what they are going through. Anyone who has felt that they did not fit in and has ever struggled with the expectations of family or friends will likely see a part of themselves in Lee. During the Q&A, an audience member explained that she was of the same generation as the mother (Kim Wayans' character) in the film, and it helped her as a parent to see the other side of the struggle in accepting children for who they are, rather than who they are expected to be. After this comment, Dee Rees' response was so genuine and touching as she explained that is the reaction she had hoped for when working on the film - To reach people and allow them to understand the main character's internal struggle and coming of age, while constantly dealing with the labels that other people have projected onto her.<br /><br />It is a very impressive film and the filmmakers made it clear that it will have a very limited release beginning in December, so word-of-mouth is very important in encouraging people to see the film. I don't know how persuasive of a case I have made since it is getting late and we all know I am <a href="http://www.dchawkeye.com/2011/10/film-reviews-are-hard-to-write.html">challenged</a> when it comes to film reviews anyway. So what I am saying here is - I encourage you to see the film. More information about <em>Pariah</em> can be found <a href="http://focusfeatures.com/pariah/videos">here</a>.Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-33029604050002942152011-11-12T21:03:00.004-05:002011-11-18T22:49:02.026-05:00How many states have you been to?I recently took an Amtrak train from Washington, DC to Chicago. I take this trip once or twice a year and I have never suffered from lack of conversation. You meet interesting people on a train, and when you are stuck together for 18 hours, people tend to be fairly social. On this recent trip, I had both seats to myself and was excited to be antisocial and start a new <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/those-guys-have-all-the-fun-james-andrew-miller/1026502092?ean=9780316125765&itm=3&usri=espn">book I've been wanting to read</a>. But as I got settled in, I couldn't help but hear the introductions being made by new seatmates all around me. On the other side of the aisle a young man in his twenties chatted with a woman who appeared to be in her forties. Even though I was immersed in the world of ESPN, his voice carried across the aisle as he asked her: <em>How many states have you been to?</em><br /><br />It struck me as a naive question. Or rather, a question that would be asked by someone who has not traveled much. I would not expect anyone to know the answer to that question off the top of their head unless they had a fairly short list themselves. The woman also seemed surprised by the question and didn't know how to answer right away until she said, "Jeez, I don't know. I travel a lot. It would be easier to name the ones I haven't been to." She then rattled a short list of the usual suspects - Montana, North Dakota, Utah, etc., and I didn't hear more of their conversation because I was already in my own little world, trying to count on my fingers - how many states have I been to? I had no idea. Not that many, really - but enough that I couldn't name them all without looking at a map. So, when I got home I printed out a map of the U.S. and grabbed a set of colored pencils and started to color in the states I have been to. They have to be places I have actually visited and not just spent time in a layover at the airport - that would be cheating. When I finished my map, there were seventeen total, plus the District of Columbia, of course. The stark whiteness of the remaining states made me realize how little I have traveled in my life. It immediately became a new addendum to my bucket list. It is not unreasonable to visit all 50 states within one's lifetime. In fact, I think it's a fantastic and patriotic goal. Whenever I think of vacations and travel, I always fantasize about other countries and wondering where I should get my passport stamped next. It's a shame that I haven't made time for a weekend trip to West Virginia, or visited relatives in North Carolina. All the times I have had a layover in Atlanta, I have never stepped out of the confines of <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">ATL</span>, as evidenced by the gaping white region on my map between Virginia and Florida. I have never been to the south, never to Texas, and haven't hit the Pacific Rim either in the U.S. or otherwise. This is a very sad and boring map.<br /><br />When I returned to work the following Monday, I asked a coworker, "How many states have you been to?" She gave me a strange look and I told her that I had overheard someone ask that question on the train. She agreed that it was an odd question. Then, after we mutually speculated on the lack of world experience of the person who had asked the question on the train, she said, "Dammit, now I'm curious" and printed out a map and started circling the states she had been to. She printed out another copy for me because she wanted to see where I had been and compare. Just like myself, and the woman to whom the question was originally posed, she said, "It doesn't count if you're just driving through, right?" Of course not. Same as the airport rule - it would be cheating. She had been to 23 states, but most of the whiteness remaining on her map was in the Midwest - where most of mine is shaded in. It makes sense, she is retired from the Coast Guard so her remaining states are landlocked.<br /><br />This conversation took place over a month ago and I often spend time daydreaming about where I should take my next road trip and knock out some more of my bucket list. Whenever I receive an email from one of the airlines advertising last-minute airfare, now I look to see how cheap the prices are to places I have never been. Just in case opportunity presents itself to take a spontaneous vacation/bucket list trip. Apparently I am not the only one who has kept the map handy. My coworker came to my desk excitedly a few weeks ago and said that she had to take a work trip to visit Missouri. Now she could mark one more state off of her map and she's almost covered half of them! She's not going to St. Louis, or any city that she was excited to see. But the thought of crossing another state off of her list felt like an accomplishment. As it should. This is a big country, diverse in geography and culture. And we are fortunate to have the freedom that we can just take a road trip and see what the rest of these United States have to offer. Someday I will hit all 33 of those remaining states, and I hope you will too.<br /><br />I still wonder about the person who originally asked that question. My immediate thought was that he must not have traveled much in his life, but he was on an Amtrak halfway across the country so I'm probably judging too hastily. It is possible that this was his first big trip, or maybe he just knew it was a thought-provoking question. It certainly provoked a lot of thought in one person sitting across the aisle, quietly eavesdropping. Whatever his motivation, I'm glad he asked it. I intend to keep this little map handy for a long time. And when I start to feel like I need a vacation, I may just have to keep my passport locked away and take a little road trip. Maybe I will even find myself on a different Amtrak route next time around. I know just what question I will ask when it comes time to make small talk.Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-83918020191987430362011-11-04T21:21:00.007-04:002011-11-18T22:50:09.850-05:00Hindsight and speculation from the murder in BethesdaA verdict was reached this week and <a href="http://www.tbd.com/articles/2011/03/co-worker-is-arrested-in-lululemon-murder-56780.html">Brittany Norwood</a> was convicted of first-degree murder in the killing of her coworker, Jayna Murray. This brings to a close the trial that has kept me riveted, disturbed, and deeply saddened. Ever since the first information was released with Norwood's <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/apple-customer-finds-himself-near-crime-scene/2011/03/12/ABofOCS_video.html">claim of being a victim</a>, I have been trying to wrap my head around what happened on the night of March 11, 2011 at an upscale yoga clothing store. It did not take long for the jury to reach a consensus that Norwood was guilty, but there are two more people who have been receiving a great deal of judgement and criticism: Two employees of the neighboring Apple store who submitted their testimony about what they heard the night of the murder.<br /><br />It had been widely reported that there were employees next door who had heard the screams of young Ms. Norwood that night. This week during their testimony, <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/grunts-screams-came-from-behind-lululemon-wall-apple-store-workers-testify/2011/10/28/gIQArvyaQM_story.html">more specifics came out</a> and we learned that they heard not only screams for help, but specifically: "God help me. Please help me." The two employees listened on the other side of the wall and one person called the other one over to confirm that they both heard it. For reasons no one seems to be able to determine, neither of the employees called the police or took any action. They later learned with the rest of the world that the screams came from Jayna Murray, whose body was found with at least 322 wounds. By all accounts, this was a disturbing and brutal attack. It is impossible not to be haunted by the question - If those two employees had dialed 911 that night, would Jayna Murray still be alive? They may be asking themselves that question for the rest of their lives, but it will never change the reality. The police were not called that night. Jayna Murray was murdered. Brittany Norwood has been convicted. And hindsight will not heal the broken hearts of the victims family and loved ones. This is a sad, disturbing tragedy and my heart goes out to everyone who has been affected by this senseless act of violence and tragic loss.<br /><br />When I say that my heart goes out to everyone, I mean that statement to be inclusive. Sadly, there are many people who have no sympathy, but only contempt for the two employees who heard Ms. Norwood's screams that fateful night. Washington Post columnist Petula Dvorak asks, <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/whats-scarier-the-slaying-or-the-bystanders-who-heard-and-did-nothing/2011/10/31/gIQA9y2tZM_story.html">What's scarier: The slaying or the bystanders who did nothing?</a> That is easy, Ms. Dvorak. The person who took the life of another person and lied to the police about being a victim to avoid being caught stealing. That is scarier. There is no question who the villain is here. Yet, if you read the comments after Ms. Dvorak's opinion piece, you will read hundreds of comments blaming the employees next door. Presumably by hundreds of people who would unquestioningly do the right thing in that circumstance.<br /><br />It is easy to speculate what we would have done in that same situation, especially with the specific and graphic information we have received from the testimony. But we have not been in that position, and I hope that none of us will ever find ourselves in that quandary. I like to think that I would have called 911 after hearing those screams. In college, I lived next door to a couple who fought constantly. When my roommate and I heard things being thrown and glass breaking, we called the police more than once. I think it would be my natural reaction. But I don't know. I can say with near certainty that I would never have expected the reality - that the screams coming from the yoga store next door were the sounds of a woman being brutally murdered and stabbed 322 times. Even having read testimony and seen photographs of evidence, I still find this act of violence unbelievable. It is impossible to comprehend the events that took place that night. Yes, the employees should have phoned the police. For whatever reason, they made a terrible, horrible, tragic decision not to get involved. And yes, it is possible that they could have saved Jayna Murray's life that night. That is something they must come to terms with. But that is not the same as committing an act of murder.<br /><br />As much as we would like to understand why the two people in question decided not to call the police that night, in the end it does not matter. If there is anything positive that can come out of this horrific event, it is the lesson to be learned by all of us. If, God forbid, you do ever find yourself next door to a suspicious altercation, think of Jayna Murray and her family and pick up the phone. I can only speculate what I would have done if I were in that position on the night of March 11th, but I can say with absolute certainty that if I should find myself in that position in the future, I know exactly what I will do. Two people exercised very poor judgment that night. Their inaction is not akin to murder, but they clearly made a mistake. Let us all learn from that mistake and not take anything for granted.Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-39968209193658230852011-10-28T19:25:00.004-04:002011-10-28T19:46:34.664-04:00Air travel drama without leaving homeI don’t know what it is about me that attracts such horrible luck when it comes to air travel, but today I learned that my luck is so bad, I don't even need to get near an airport. Just booking a trip online is an enormous hassle in my cursed world.<br /><br />I spent so much money today. I scheduled two upcoming trips – one to go home to see family for the holidays and another to visit friends in Minnesota. (Yes, Minnesota in the winter. That part is not bad luck, but bad timing. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">Brrr</span>.) Christmas is two months from now, so I have reached the point where the airfare is going to steadily increase as the date comes closer. Even two months in advance, a round-trip ticket to the airport nearest my family is between $800-1200. (Well, technically there was another option that had me leaving around 4 in the afternoon, taking two layovers and finally arriving at my destination at 8am the next morning, but I do not consider spending the night in the airport to be a viable option only to save $75.) So, for the fourth year in a row my holiday trip will be split between an overpriced one-way ticket to my home airport and 22-hours on Amtrak. This trip still cost me $500 and an entire day of my life will be spent on a train or in a station, but I will probably get a lot of reading done. So that’s something. It’s very frustrating to spend that much money when I only have one vacation day plus the three day weekend to take off of work. But, what can you do? That’s what happens when you move 1,000 miles from home.<br /><br />The trip home <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error">wasn</span>’t the real problem, though. The bad luck became apparent when trying to schedule the trip to Minnesota. I began thinking about it when the airfare was around $200, but then I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error">didn</span>’t get all of the details worked out in time and when I booked the trip today, the price had gone up considerably. I think this is the first time ever that I have paid extra to take a non-stop flight, but it is Minnesota in winter and I need to be there by Friday evening so I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-error">didn</span>’t want to risk a layover nightmare. I found a suitable flight on one of the travel sites and when I tried to book it, I received an error message that said that the flight availability had changed. I tried again and saw the same flight was still available, but now it was $35 more expensive than it was 30 seconds ago. So, I went for a similar non-stop flight, same thing – the error message came up with the change in flight availability. $35 more expensive. So, I went directly to the airline’s website to check availability and prices.<br /><br />The airline’s website prices were the same, so I took a dreaded 6:30 a.m. flight to save some money. When I went to check out, I learned that if I apply for their credit card, I will receive $50 statement credit on this purchase. I look over the credit card terms and there’s no yearly fee for the first year, $95 each year after that. I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-error">shouldn</span>’t apply for another card because I already have three hard inquiries on my credit report because I consolidated some debt onto some new interest-free cards, so I know it will lower my credit score, but $50 is $50. I applied for the card and received an approval message and the information I needed to use the card right away. Okay, it’s worth it to save fifty bucks.<br /><br />I must have thought my luck had changed for a moment because of course I should have known I would not save $50 from an airline website. When I tried to use the new credit card for the purchase, I received an error message that I could not use it because the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_5" class="blsp-spelling-error">pre-approved</span> credit limit was only $200 and the cost of the ticket exceeded that. Fantastic. Now I have a new credit card that will eventually have a yearly fee, I have a hard inquiry lowering my credit score, and I don’t even get the $50 credit. Great. What the hell was I thinking getting a credit card associated with an airline? With my luck, it is going to get lost in the mail and someone will steal my identity before I even get a chance to use the thing. Oh well. I hope whoever steals my identity <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_6" class="blsp-spelling-error">doesn</span>’t have their heart set on anything that costs more than $200. And God help them if they try to use it to buy plane tickets with it.Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-25188080979897842712011-10-20T20:26:00.009-04:002011-11-19T01:19:58.787-05:00Driven<iframe height="236" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KBiOF3y1W0Y" frameborder="0" width="420"></iframe><br /><br />I mentioned last week that I wanted to write about the movie<em> Drive</em>, but was kind enough not to subject you to my weak attempt at a film review. It's a film that is worth seeing, but I left the theater thinking, “I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t that.” I can’t imagine anyone having a different reaction. It’s a film that is very hard to classify, and leaves you thinking about it for days to come. I think reviewer Catherine Bray <a href="http://www.film4.com/reviews/2011/drive">sums it up</a> much better than I can.<br /><br />Anytime I see a movie trailer with lots of action, explosions and badass scenes, I have a visceral reaction and want to jump off my couch and head out to the movie theater and see it immediately. Even if the plot is absurd (see: <em><a href="http://youtu.be/ei5l3r1dV4I">Real Steel</a></em>), I get sucked in by all the action. The trailer for <em>Drive</em> is full of action, but it does not belong in the same class as the average action film. They tend to be designed for entertainment purposes, not to provide depth or soul searching or Oscar nominations. They exist just to add some good, fast fun to our mundane lives. <em>Drive</em> definitely does not fall into that category, and there are extended periods where it is not action packed at all. Much of the story focuses on development of relationships between the characters with very little dialogue and with a musical score that I hated. The character development added to the depth of the film and the fact that the actors did not depend upon dialogue made Ryan Gosling’s performance so much stronger.<br /><br />Perhaps it is the early quietness of the film that makes the action so much more exciting. There are moments when it seems like not much is happening, and suddenly you are watching fast-paced action and brutal violence. I do not just throw around the label "brutal violence", either. I'm talking <em>American History X</em>, teeth-on-the-curb-scene brutal. It’s intense. Ryan Gosling is intense. His character speaks so infrequently that when he does, it is not to be taken lightly. Even what seems to be casual conversation with a small child watching cartoons reveals something about the core of his character. The filmmakers do not dumb things down for the audience, but when it is all said and done, you are left to decide for yourself how you feel about the movie and the characters. Or, like me, you may have to take a couple of days to process. I think that is the mark of a good film. When you walk out of the theater and continue to think about what you have just seen.<br /><br />Apparently I am not the only one who had a ponderous <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/12/brandon-kelly-hot-dog-tiger-woods-drive-gosling_n_1008168.html">reaction</a> to the film. On October 9th, someone inexplicably threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods during the Frys.com Open. It was revealed a few days later that the dog pitcher was inspired by Ryan Gosling’s character, which inspired him to do something “courageous and epic.” This is rather bizarre, as there was no hot dog throwing in the film. In fact, I don’t even remember anyone eating in the film at all. It’s hard to determine how that connection was made.<br /><br />But the reactions to the film go beyond the hurling of mystery meats. The Hollywood Prospectus at Grantland.com has a <a href="http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/35794/disgruntled-moviegoers-sue-drive-hangover-2">great article</a> about a lawsuit inspired by the film. I don't know what that says about the film, but it's definitely having an affect on audiences. Perhaps not the affect the filmmakers had hoped for, but an inspiration nonetheless. But I don't write film reviews, so you'll have to see it for yourself and let me know what you think.Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-78324277249906720472011-10-12T22:54:00.005-04:002011-10-28T19:48:01.702-04:00Film reviews are hard to writeI have been to the movies four times in the last seven days. Four times! I don't mean watching movies on an HBO binge, I actually went to four different theaters in the DC Metropolitan area and watched four different films. That seems like a lot.<br /><br />The reason I bring this up is because I have been considering how to bridge a gap between life and blog. When I had some severe cashflow problems, I sought out advance screenings for movies in the area as a form of free entertainment. In exchange for standing in line for an hour or more and sitting in less-than-ideal seats, I have been able to see films before they are released to the public. I recently realized that having seen so many films, I talk about movies a lot. I'm starting to feel a sense of responsibility to continue to go to screenings because so many people approach me and ask if I've seen a film, or if I can recommend a good film for a date, or if it's suitable to see with children, etc. I am beginning to enjoy being the go-to movie person. The demographic at my workplace is such that I have very (very!) little in common with most of my coworkers. Movies are universal. You can talk to anyone about them. It has given me a chance to get to know my coworkers a little better and gives us something to talk about. It has been nice to have that experience to talk to about to friends and coworkers.<br /><br />Since I have seen so many new flicks, I have considered writing movie reviews on the blog. A night at the movies is an expensive endeavor these days. A film for two people with beverages and refreshments can set you back $40 or more. That is a lot of scratch for a two-hour (on average) experience. Since I have the privilege of seeing some of them in advance, it feels natural to write about them before people go out and spend their hard-earned money. But film reviews are hard to write. If you give away information in a review that the filmmaker intended to reveal organically, you are doing the reader a great disservice.<br /><br />Perhaps I'm just bitter. On weekday mornings I listen to the Tony Kornheiser radio show and he has someone on once a week to talk about movies. I am not a fan of this woman. In the not-so-recent past, she spoke about a film that I wanted to see very badly. I had been anticipating the film and the day before it's release she said something to the effect of, "They do a great job of building suspense. You will see the shaking of leaves and the destruction left behind, but you never actually see the monster until the end of the film."<br /><br />I was so pissed off.<br /><br />It may not sound like a huge spoiler, but I assure you that it is. All of the care that was taken by the filmmakers to build that suspense is now marred. The whole point of <em>suspense</em> is to keep the viewer in a state of anticipation of what is to come. Walking into a film knowing that the monster is revealed at the end takes away some of that edge-of-your-seat action. It blemishes the overall experience. I never forgave her and I still haven't seen the film.<br /><br />Last week, the same reviewer started to talk about another film that I intend to see and after Mr. Tony asked a general question about the film, she responded, "Yes, but there is a twist. I don't want to be a spoiler, but..." (the ellipses indicate the point at which I darted across my desk and turned the radio off.) I appreciate her use of the word "spoiler" this time to give me time to shut her off. I still don't forgive her for ruining that other film for me though.<br /><br />Some of my best filmgoing experiences have happened when I walked into the theatre with little information, unburdened by expectations and was dazzled by the way the film came to life. <em>Attack the Block</em> was the most recent dazzling experience for me. As soon as I returned home after seeing an advance screening, I sat down at my computer to write a review and tell all of my blog readers how fantastic it was. That happened in June; it has been sitting unpublished as a draft ever since. I couldn't bring myself to post it. Every paragraph is full of spoiler warnings and detailed information. It's crap. You may think that this blog is filled with blather off the top of my head, and to be fair, some of the time it is. But I do write and edit pretty carefully. I couldn't bring myself to take anything away from someone who may see the film. Even if it's at the expense of not telling people how great this film is.<br /><br />After seeing <em>Drive</em> recently, I feel compelled once again to try my hand at movie reviews, but let's face it - there are plenty of resources for that sort of thing on the internet. Does the blogosphere really need another amateur writing film reviews? There's plenty of that out there already. So, I won't clog the blog with my own pathetic reviews, but I'm going to try to make more of an effort to share information about some of the better films I see (and possibly rant about some of the worst.) I will try my best at being responsible and attempt to enhance your filmgoing experience by providing you with links to actual reviews that are better than anything I could come up with. I have seen some good flicks this year, and I never give my endorsement lightly. I will spare you from having to read my awful attempts at reviewing a film, but I could at least do you a solid and let you know when I see something good (seriously, I have been to the movie four times in seven days. What else do I have to write about this week?)Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-36433721515891094672011-10-04T00:21:00.001-04:002011-10-28T19:48:42.112-04:00Time for another air-travel-debacle rant!I have notoriously bad luck with air travel. This afternoon when I was about to board a plane and heard the overhead announcement that there was no more room in the overhead bins, I knew how checking my bag at the gate would turn out. I had seen those dirty sock for the last time. I took a quick mental inventory of what was in the bag: Dirty socks and underwear, t-shirts, a couple pair of jeans and tops I had just purchased, and two new bras. Oh dammit, those were expensive bras. This is going to suck. There was nothing irreplaceable, all of the important things like credit cards and gourmet popcorn were in my handbag under the seat. Still, it sucks to have your luggage go rogue from the airline.<br /><br />The line of unfortunate souls was long as the gate attendants tagged everyone's luggage and wrestled it away from them. When it was my turn, the attendant asked, "What's your final destination?" "Washington, DC" and she wrote DCA on the luggage tag and handed me the baggage claim number while the other attendant scanned my boarding pass. My suitcase and I were soon parted en route to a layover in Philadelphia.<br /><br />When I boarded the plane, my feeling of impending doom was replaced by annoyance as I counted the number of empty spaces in the overhead bins. There were five alone in first class (God forbid!) and then one, two, three, four on my way to my seat and another one right above my head. They must have really wanted that bag because there was plenty of room for it but they stole it fair and square. This is clearly not a glass-half-empty airline because that overheard compartment was not even close to being full.<br /><br />I arrived at Philadelphia airport prepared for my two & a half hour layover, but I noticed an earlier flight to DCA within 55 minutes. I became convinced that my luggage would end up on that flight and then sit in the baggage claim area in DC for 90 minutes before I even arrived. I tried to get myself on the earlier flight along with the bag. I walked to the opposite end of the terminal to talk to a customer service agent who told me that there was room on the flight, but it would cost me $50 to switch and I would be separated from my checked luggage. "Actually," I told him, "My luggage is the reason I want the earlier flight. I was already separated from my luggage and it will probably beat me home." He told me that was unlikely because the person who marked the luggage at the gate would have noted my flight number on the tag. I assured him that she did not even look at my boarding pass, nor did she clarify which of the three DC-area airports I was flying into. She asked where I was going, wrote DCA, and sent me on my way. He and I then had a ridiculous conversation.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><blockquote>Well, she would have put your flight number from your boarding pass to put on the tag when she checked your bag at the gate.<br /><br />I assure you, she did not.<br /><br />Well then she had the master list and got your flight number from there.<br /><br />No, she had no list.<br /><br />Well... regardless... if you want to book the earlier flight, you'll need to pay the difference, which is $50 and you will be separated from your luggage.<br /><br />Actually, I'm more concerned about losing my luggage than getting home early, so if you can assure me that my luggage will be on the later flight...<br /><br />OH, NO NO NO! We do not make that guarantee.<br /><br />But you just said...<br /><br />We can not make that guarantee. Too many things could happen, especially when they are checked at the gate.<br /><br />Okay, then can you assure me that there will be security at the baggage claim so that if it does arrive early, it will be flagged and not put on the carousel for someone else to take it?<br /><br />OH, NO NO NO! We can not guarantee against theft. I don't know what the security is like at that particular airport, and it can happen that someone picks up the wrong bag.<br /></blockquote><br /><br />So really, their slogan should be, "Give us your bag and hope for the best!" Brilliant.<br /><br />I kept my original flight (and my $50) and no surprise, when I arrived my bag was not on the carousel. I went to the baggage claim office and she scanned my ticket claim, couldn't find anything, asked me where I came from and told me that more bags were coming in from my flight and she sent me back out to the carousel from whence I came. After watching other peoples' luggage take a few laps, I walked back into the office and another attendant was at the counter so I had to repeat my ordeal. She tried to send me back out to the carousel again but I assured her that my bag was not there. She had a dozen unclaimed bags - mine was not among them. She then asked for my address and phone number and handed me a receipt and said, "Your bag will be delivered to you." What? When? "Tomorrow." Okay, so where is it? "It has not been scanned yet so there is no tracking information." So basically, they told me they had no idea where it is. They put these bar codes on the bags, but then don't scan them unless they end up somewhere unclaimed. Not only is it a bad system, but everyone I talked to acted like I was a huge inconvenience to them. My inquiries about luggage that they forced me to hand over to them and they proceeded to lose - was a huge inconvenience to them. No one apologized, no one did anything to try to explain, they all told me to wait longer and sent me on my way. So, I looked at the receipt she handed me:<br /><br />Dear Customer,<br />We sincerely apologize for the delay of your baggage. <em>(Finally! An apology!)</em><br /><br />...Most delayed bags are recovered in less than 24 hours, so please remain confident that you will be reunited with your property very soon. Please know that our Baggage Service Specialists are doing everything possible to reduce the amount of time you are inconvenienced. <em>(No, they're really not.)</em><br /><br />...If the delay exceeds 24 hours, the tracing of your property will be overseen by a dedicated team of specialists from our Central Baggage Resolution Office. You can expect periodic updates from a Specialist during the tracing process.<br /><br />I was sent on my way to wait at home for my luggage. I was not happy, but I did stop by the arrivals screen before I left and saw that the next flight from Philly was due in 30 minutes. So, I headed to the airport T.G.I. Fridays and amused myself until the next flight came in and then headed back down to the baggage carousel. Sure enough, there was my little red bag. Reunited and it feels so good! It did not arrive before me as I expected, it arrived after me. I checked the tag since the customer service representative was so insistent that a flight number had to have been written on there. It had a flight number, but it wasn't mine. I googled the flight. It was from DTW to CLT: Detroit to Charlotte, two cities I did not travel through or even near.<br /><br />I'm really annoyed by the whole ordeal. I understand that these things happen because in all honesty, they usually happen to me. But never with this much disregard and condescension. From the "full overhead compartments" that were not full, to the baggage claim representatives who didn't give a flying frank what happened to my bags, I was really disgusted with the whole experience. Under normal circumstances, I would have turned around after claiming my bag from the carousel and letting the attendants know to cancel the delayed baggage claim, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. The whole thing was so screwed up, that I'm actually curious if I will ever hear from anyone at the airline again in regard to my missing bag. Apparently the bar code was never scanned, so they have no record of it at all. They don't know if I claimed it, or if someone else took off with it. I'm very curious to find out if they will follow up at all. I am guessing that they're not going to get in touch with me about my luggage, they will wait for me to contact them. Well, I'm done contacting them and going through their runaround. I am confounded by the lack of concern and am curious if I hadn't claimed the bag, if my dirty socks and underwear would have taken another vacation through Michigan and North Carolina.<br /><br />I wish I was one of those people who could stand at the counter and make a scene until someone takes action or gives them a free flight or hands over the contents of the cash register just to get them to stop complaining and go away. I don't have it in me to do that. When I listen to someone who does not give a crap about the problems that their company has created for me, it's not in my nature to scream at them until they pretend to care. But it's unfortunate that without raising your voice, you're treated like a doormat after spending a lot of money to travel. The people in the baggage claim in front of me were getting the runaround and told to go to the Air Canada terminal. When they asked where that was, the person behind the desk didn't know and told them to go look on the map. Is it too much to expect that they might have a map of their own behind the desk for situations like this? Or perhaps some sort of world wide web of information that they could use to ask Google? Perhaps I ask too much. I should just be happy that for the low price of $200 for a one-way ticket, I was able to fly halfway across the country and keep my belongings as well.Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-49640497379197654962011-09-28T21:42:00.002-04:002011-09-28T21:59:43.609-04:00GRE? GRRrrrrrrrMy <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">GRE</span> experience is over and I am confident my scores will indicate that I am an individual who is of average intelligence, and has never heard of math. Barbie’s right, <a href="http://youtu.be/NO0cvqT1tAE">math IS tough</a>.<br /><br />The <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error">GRE</span> (Graduate Record Examination) has recently undergone a complete revision and they were in need of guinea pigs to be among the first students to take the new test. Always on the lookout for a bargain, I took advantage of the half-price enrollment fee and paid $80 instead of the standard $160, in exchange for being one of the first to take the test and possibly waiting a little longer to get my results. I’m not planning to go to grad school anytime soon, so what the heck – I have the time and it made sense to pay $80 now and get it out of the way before I start looking into programs. It made good sense to take advantage of the lowered price of the test. In retrospect, maybe not the greatest idea.<br /><br />The big problem with taking the test before having a clear picture of future goals in grad school: Motivation. Part of the rationalization process for taking the test now was to avoid having to take it while I’m stressed out and feeling the pressure of knowing the scores would be scrutinized. What I failed to consider was how much of a motivator stress can be. I signed up for the test three months in advance, bought a study guide, and proceeded to pace myself as I studied for the test. I read through the review guide, slowly making my way through the test-taking strategies and running through the extensive vocabulary words. Suddenly I found myself with one week before the test and I realized – I have completely ignored the math sections. I haven’t done any of the practice tests or worked through the sample questions. I work six days a week, so I knew that I had one lone Sunday that was unspoken-for before test day, so I continued to pace myself so I could devote myself to study on Sunday.<br /><br />Sunday came, and so did a migraine. Ugh. My head hurt so badly. I took a few Ibuprofen and started to watch football. And then I watched more football, and then some more. Eventually it was 6pm and I hadn't done any studying. So I start to combine my football viewing with studying. Cam Newton had 432 passing yards. A football field is 120 yards. Therefore, Cam Newton passed 3.6 times the length of the total field. I can do this!<br /><br />On Monday when I got home from work, I settled in to take a practice test and started with the math section. I then proceeded to freak out. The Princeton Review manual told me that I would be tested on math that I learned in junior high and high school, which was a comfort. It was less of a comfort to realize that it’s been 20+ years since I’<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error">ve</span> learned some of this stuff. I’m so bad at math, I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-error">didn</span>’t even sit down to figure out the amount of time it had been since I last reviewed these math problems. Algebra was learned in freshman and sophomore year of high school. High school was a long time ago. Therefore, the Algebra principles I once learned are &<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-error">lt</span>; 1% of my brain. Panic ensues.<br /><br />At this point, I started to get stressed out and I can confirm that yes, stress is excellent motivation to study. The casual approach to an important test may not be the best approach. I think I did alright on the Verbal Reasoning sections, and the Princeton Review helped me prepare for the two written essays. Most of the verbal section was like doing demented Mad Libs with words I am vaguely familiar with. The Quantitative Reasoning section allowed 35 minutes for 20 questions, and I ran out of time in all three sessions and started guessing on the remaining questions. I'm glad that the new <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_5" class="blsp-spelling-error">GRE</span> has the option to skip questions and come back to them because some of the math questions were extremely intimidating. I saved those for last. Then I guessed.<br /><br />In the end, I'm glad to have the test behind me and I will find out my scores in November. Whatever my post-graduate plans are, I can be sure of one thing. They do not involve math. And if they involve a decent <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_6" class="blsp-spelling-error">GRE</span> math score, I will probably have to shell out another $160 to take that test again. Maybe I didn't save any money after all.Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-24868830792269422932011-09-21T18:38:00.003-04:002011-10-28T19:49:09.132-04:00Drive byI have been studying for the GRE and have neglected to write anything for the blog this week. So instead, here's a picture I took in Costa Rica last year while stuck in traffic:<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMwABSOs9V5-iCgUpK1ZTj7wOt1RBezpr5X_KVxULqmYlr0wd9_amS3DNgnKKjHfy9y_h4MXlcOurZk0AkAHy7yM-wtLtXX7THSk5NGsGpCOai_mleUGAQwLZowMxD31LDni8qY7FBTrc/s1600/152.JPG"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5654946454701999970" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMwABSOs9V5-iCgUpK1ZTj7wOt1RBezpr5X_KVxULqmYlr0wd9_amS3DNgnKKjHfy9y_h4MXlcOurZk0AkAHy7yM-wtLtXX7THSk5NGsGpCOai_mleUGAQwLZowMxD31LDni8qY7FBTrc/s400/152.JPG" /></a><br /><br /><br /><p></p>Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-19831890759988715912011-09-15T19:52:00.005-04:002011-10-28T19:49:49.566-04:00Undergarments overanalyzed<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3hgnSe0pIOjHJan5HIhMBK_9f6A-ypHAuMzjXU7JWC2X_9c8uQX02k2R0m63O8BiIj1X1-ja1FWLDkgcYhp1tBbygMDG5A55gNzDn77BwVdTGP5mP05I3GqM3bN6GL0svqmI2fuSi5ic/s1600/006.JPG"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5652739252373134946" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3hgnSe0pIOjHJan5HIhMBK_9f6A-ypHAuMzjXU7JWC2X_9c8uQX02k2R0m63O8BiIj1X1-ja1FWLDkgcYhp1tBbygMDG5A55gNzDn77BwVdTGP5mP05I3GqM3bN6GL0svqmI2fuSi5ic/s320/006.JPG" /></a>I don't get it. The question is not so much why would a pair of underwear say that, but more importantly: Who are they talking to? If you are unable to see the photo above, it is of a pair of Victoria's Secret boy short panties and the backside says, "Your boyfriend says Hi."<br /><br />I'm not sold on the idea of grown women wearing underwear that talk, but usually they say things that make relative sense. For example:<br /><br /><br /><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpD136Va-3Qvaqy33xHEejAteD3eE9-F_MyLybRVO5ZortYIPgNFsq0m-1I09G0b1S91SUfgds6-n6fYe8b2K8rMcT7U9H_B6JMuINV59eRlPhh3KD5OoPXGaEJdIPmkmHPujAow9RsD0/s1600/009.JPG"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5652740137812572834" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpD136Va-3Qvaqy33xHEejAteD3eE9-F_MyLybRVO5ZortYIPgNFsq0m-1I09G0b1S91SUfgds6-n6fYe8b2K8rMcT7U9H_B6JMuINV59eRlPhh3KD5OoPXGaEJdIPmkmHPujAow9RsD0/s320/009.JPG" /></a> "Total Fox", "Above Average", "This is perfection." These are self-referential and they describe the object inside of the underwear. It is the garment equivalent of the "My son is an honor roll student" bumper sticker. When you see that, you know that proud parents are inside the car. Same principle. But "your boyfriend says hi" is just confusing. Is he inside of there?<br /><br />Under what circumstances will someone see you in your underwear whose boyfriend will also see you in said panties? Are you sleeping with bisexual men who are in a relationship with each other? I suppose you could moon people while wearing your VS boy shorts, or simply hurl them at someone to let them know that you're moving in on their man. All of these things are extremely ill-advised.<br /><br />In this age of web 2.0, why anyone would use panties to communicate a message to a third party is beyond me. That doesn't seem very practical. The only thing you need on the back of your underwear is the days of the week. Sunday through Saturday, baby. Just make sure they are clean. </p>Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-72145570089082807892011-09-08T22:04:00.003-04:002011-10-28T19:51:27.475-04:00Metro advertising - overanalyzed<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtSLpf9RRz_i3saS4OKFaa7m182CT_2z-11JzxFBG8py8mXRkTE5jCHB1Jc7X05GaOfd_antRizT-snvXJzhMvYClhGPNcYqdCjrQx3TYw9k8FfbEmzm6skLoMesmnWq-oWc7VabDgW0c/s1600/134.JPG"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5650159488154543954" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtSLpf9RRz_i3saS4OKFaa7m182CT_2z-11JzxFBG8py8mXRkTE5jCHB1Jc7X05GaOfd_antRizT-snvXJzhMvYClhGPNcYqdCjrQx3TYw9k8FfbEmzm6skLoMesmnWq-oWc7VabDgW0c/s400/134.JPG" /></a><br /><br />When I see the words, "...your life depends on it" next to a photo of a vigilante serial killer, I take that threat seriously. As in, if I do not get my ass to the Reston Town Center for the Light the Night Walk, I will be chopped up into tiny pieces and disposed of discreetly. This is the visceral reaction I have when I see this billboard.<br /><br />To be fair, it does say "Michael C. Hall" under his photo, and not "Dexter Morgan." The actor is a <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/23/michael-c-hall-fully-reco_n_550174.html">Cancer survivor</a> after undergoing treatment for Hodgkins lymphoma, making him a perfectly appropriate and passionate spokesperson for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. This information brings a new level of respect to the message, "Walk because someone's life does," when coming from the actor.<br /><br />The problem is, if you conduct a man-on-the-street interview and ask people to identify the person in the picture, I'm guessing the majority will recognize him as either a serial killer or a mild-mannered funeral director. If you think that the general public is able to disassociate actors from their characters, talk to <em>Entourage</em>'s <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0498076/">Rex Lee</a>. If he lives to be 100 years old, he will forever be greeted with shouts of "Lloyyyyyyyd!"<br /><br />The advertisement is really quite brilliant. Between Michael C. Hall's personal life and his on-screen persona, the message can be deconstructed as:<br /><br /><strong>WALK as if your life depends on it.</strong> <em>Because if you don't, Dexter will find you and kill you.</em><br /><strong>WALK because someone's life does</strong>. No r<em>eally though, Michael C. Hall is a Cancer survivor and this is a very serious disease. It's the right thing to do.</em>Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7738364120183413299.post-35142041035298041152011-09-07T23:50:00.005-04:002011-10-28T19:51:09.066-04:00Ten years later<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOXPFfQfMe5fnU42bgXdGaPyW1iRc0U-omLeqL_iDwMb6fsDsYvS9xkV-cTI2EIKc-swg2ThBN6V8Cx2G1924uyOsJVsTsfCxh1MNtvYIK78IuuW5fxMDGCi7OJjwKcAITgWBrjiRgfoo/s1600/Newseum+panel.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5649827443966066210" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOXPFfQfMe5fnU42bgXdGaPyW1iRc0U-omLeqL_iDwMb6fsDsYvS9xkV-cTI2EIKc-swg2ThBN6V8Cx2G1924uyOsJVsTsfCxh1MNtvYIK78IuuW5fxMDGCi7OJjwKcAITgWBrjiRgfoo/s320/Newseum+panel.jpg" /></a>Tonight I was fortunate to attend an event at the <a href="http://newseum.org/">Newseum</a> in honor of the ten year anniversary of 9/11. Charles Gibson was the moderator of a panel of guests, including Ari Fleischer, who was George W. Bush's press secretary at the time; Victoria Clarke, who then served as the Pentagon spokesperson; and Jim Miklaszewski, chief Pentagon correspondent for NBC News and the first person on the scene to report that the Pentagon had been attacked.<br /><br />The panelists each gave us their recollection of where they were when they first heard the news of the first plane hitting the World Trade Center, and how the events unfolded thereafter. Charles Gibson also told of his experience as anchor of <em>Good Morning America</em> that morning. Each of them were in the unique position of being called upon to explain to others what had happened, while they themselves were finding out with the rest of the country. And not always receiving accurate information. I think Ms. Clarke summed it up the best at the end of the evening by repeating a quote by Daniel Patrick Moynihan after the Kennedy Assassination. "We will laugh again, but we will never be young again." She thought to herself as she drove past tanks on on the Key Bridge on her way home that evening, "I will never be young again."<br /><br />After ten years, I still have not come to terms with the events that transpired that day. It feels foolish for me to say that, I was living in Iowa and I did not know anyone who was directly affected by the attack at that time. I was so far removed from the events, but ten years later I am still taken aback by memories of that day. I do not live in fear, and it is hard to put into words. But Ms. Clarke's reference sums it up well. Something was taken from all of us that day. We are forever connected to the memories of that horrific day. Even those of us who did not suffer a direct loss of a loved one, we are not the same people we were on September 10, 2001.<br /><br />A few weeks ago, a coworker walked into the office in the morning, visibly shaken. She had taken the commuter train into Washington, D.C., as she does every day. She was hesitant to admit what was bothering her, but she whispered very softly what had happened on the train that morning. She spoke quietly for fear of being overheard, and she told me the reason she was so shaken. She said she was on the train sitting next to a Muslim man with a full beard and he was holding prayer beads. She noticed this right away and sat down next to the quiet man and reprimanded herself for the immediate mental connection she made to Muslim terrorists on 9/11. Then, the man gripped his beads and began to pray quietly. She noticed the large duffel bag at his feet. She sat next to him and became more uncomfortable as he rocked in his seat, put his face in his hands, looked up to the sky, and prayed much more actively. At this point she felt very afraid. As she told the story, she was puzzled by emotions - is she a bigot? Is she intolerant? She knew it was the holy month of Ramadan at that time, but it was also days after an unexpected earthquake and days before a hurricane was expected to hit the area. The whole world already seemed to be going crazy and all she could think of was that she was on public transportation in the nation's capital and the man next to her was making his peace with Allah before bombing the train.<br /><br />She got up and moved to a different train car and struggled with overpowering emotions. She felt bad to have judged someone who she understands was probably just praying during Ramadan. At the same time, if her fears were truly instinctive and he had something suspicious in his bag, she could have neglected to save lives because she erred on the side of political correctness. She asked again if I thought she was a bigot after having told me this. Yet she still had strong feelings from what she witnessed, it felt like a rational fear.<br /><br />I know her fairly well, and I do not think she is a bigot. I told her so, and I don't think her reaction is her fault. She didn't react that way because of some internal hatred toward Muslims, she reacted that way because her immediate mental connection to Muslims was to stories about terrorist activity. We do not see a lot of representation of moderate Muslims in our culture. Muslim representations are now what Soviets were during the Cold War. I told her that if she would have alerted a conductor and had the entire train offloaded and delayed everyone's commute while the man's parcels were searched, simply because he was praying in public, then she could be headed down the road of intolerance. She didn't do anything about it, but she was afraid and struggled with the "what if" feeling of the possibility that her fears were not unfounded and the danger was real. She struggled with her emotions for the entire day, but I think that her concerns would have been a common reaction among many non-Muslim Americans in the post-9/11 world.<br /><br />On Tuesday, Muslim author <a href="https://www.irshadmanji.com/">Irshad Manji</a> was interviewed on MSNBC's <em>Morning Joe</em>. Thoughts of my coworker's experience filled my head as she spoke of "the most dangerous four letter f-word in the English language: Fear." She continues,<br /><br /><br /><br /><blockquote><br /><br /><p>I see among broad-hearted Americans (non-Muslim), FEAR about asking questions of Muslims and Islam because they are afraid of being judged as bigots for doing so. And I see among liberal Muslims like myself, fear of going on the record about our views b/c we fear either of being called traitors by Islam supremacists, or “terrorists-in-waiting” by Islam bashers. So you can see that there are layers of fright all over the place and frankly, I think the next ten years need to be about reconciliation but not just between Muslims and non-Muslims, also between honesty and conversation. If we can’t have honest conversations in which you guys are allowed as non-Muslims to raise uncomfortable questions, then we’re never going to get to the root of what it takes to reconcile. </p></blockquote><br /><br /><p>While I never expect to fully be able to contemplate the events of 9/11 or the effect they have had on the world, I owe a debt of gratitude to people like Irshad Manji, and the panelists who spoke tonight of their experiences. It is true that we will never be young again, but we still have plenty of room to grow as a country. In the days after 9/11, Americans were united in ways I have not seen before or since. Charles Gibson mentioned that his daughter was a few blocks from the World Trade Center and she witnessed countless acts of kindness and humanity as people helped one another through the fog of debris. Ten years later, it is incumbent upon us to help one another through the residual fog of fear. </p>Kathleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14235240589427709939noreply@blogger.com1